Why would you join the Church? Well for starters its free.. owh and its about CAKE! If that isn't enough for you then GTFO now! Some information about the Church: 'We from the Church of Laganum (latin for cake) believe that a long time ago three meteors crashed on earth containing the first three cakes, a.k.a. 'The Holy Cakes' (which explains the extinction of dinosaurs and unicorns) these cakes brought peace and deliciousness to the world, however a great evil threatens our world! This evil known as Cakemageddon a.k.a. the great Cakenarok will obliterate all non-believers! (this will happen around 2012) So join the Church and redeem yourself, become a brother or sister of the Church of Laganum.