The Concept:

I hope you like puns...

The Legend of Equip > Pants is an episodic pantsventure RPG where instead of equipping and upgrading a sword, you have to equip and upgrade your pants. In fact, the entire universe revolves around pants, because why not? Visit the Pantsmith. Beware the evil creatures living in Pantsylvania. Enjoy epic pants puns.

Short Episodes:

15-20 minutes to complete. Secrets for replay value.

Each episode of Equip > Pants is a mostly self-contained quest that can be enjoyed in about 15-20 minutes -- much like a cartoon episode. There are accomplishments and secrets if you are the kind of player who wants to spend more time inside an episode, or return to play it again.

I've broken the RPG elements down into delicious, pint-sized episodes so you can satisfy your thirst for the genre quickly and easily. Avoid the confusion, head spins, and frequent breaks often associated with giant, cask-sized servings of RPG content. Please consume responsibly.

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2 comments by zachstronaut on Dec 23rd, 2013

The new Panta Claus episode of my game Legend of Equip > Pants is now playing on iOS and Chrome's Web Store.  This episode is the first in my game to introduce player death, and it is pretty challenging.  I've been capturing players' paths through the level as well as where they are dying.

The deep snow and bitter cold is a real killer combination.

Player walking through deep snow GIF.

As a bit of thematic layering, and with data visualization in mind, I made the episode map itself in the shape of a Christmas Pantsmas Tree.  I knew then that I could capture the data and play it back... and with a little smart use of shapes and colors... I could have the player map data visualization come out as a lovely holiday themed animation.

I titled this data visualization "2000 plays. 6000 deaths. 40 seconds." I think it turned out really great, so I wanted to share it with all of you.

Have a Happy Pantsmas! 

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Episode 1 Music 8-bit Remix by Christopher Winter

Episode 1 Music 8-bit Remix by Christopher Winter

Sep 24, 2013 Music 0 comments

This is an 8-bit inspired remix of the musical score to episode one of The Legend of Equip > Pants, composed by Christopher Winter.

Musical Score for Episode 1 by Christopher Winter

Musical Score for Episode 1 by Christopher Winter

Sep 24, 2013 Music 0 comments

This piece of music composed by Christopher Winter for episode one of Legend of Equip Pants is titled "A Mystery to Solve."

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TheWhispersLie
TheWhispersLie Jan 19 2014, 12:41am says:

Any chance of making an Android version? I want in on this game~

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zachstronaut
zachstronaut Feb 7 2014, 8:30pm replied:

I'd like to get it on Android, too. I'm a little short on Android devices for testing.

Have you tried playing it in Chrome on your desktop/laptop?

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zachstronaut
zachstronaut Dec 17 2013, 4:47pm says:

HUGE NEWS! I've got a build ready for all the Windows/Linux/Mac people of the world ready to submit to the Chrome Web Store. Now you'll be able to join the 15,000 people who have played on iOS. It's a second Pantsmas miracle! I'll post a news update with the real details as soon as I have them.

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zachstronaut
zachstronaut Dec 16 2013, 3:21pm says:

I added a video for the new Panta Claus episode!

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zachstronaut
zachstronaut Nov 15 2013, 11:02am says:

Official release date on iOS is Thursday, November 21.

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SinKing
SinKing Nov 8 2013, 5:27am says:

Good thing! I hope Steam Approves, they are a bit annoying when it comes to nudity (even if it is pixelated and black-barred). At least you chose a good name and not something like ****-Fight, or Invaders from Uranus ;)

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zachstronaut
zachstronaut Nov 8 2013, 1:57pm replied:

Yes, well there's no actual nudity, so hopefully they go easy on me.

You know that dream where you are at work or school and you forgot to put on pants? The game is more like that. It isn't a bunch of potty humor.

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zachstronaut
zachstronaut Nov 6 2013, 8:05pm says:

I just submitted the iOS version to Apple for approval. I'll post a backlog of juicy teaser materials now that I've gotten to the approval waiting game stage. And next after that: Facebook and Chrome Store versions for people to play on Win/Mac/Linux.

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zachstronaut
zachstronaut Nov 5 2013, 2:00pm says:

Sorry I've been so focused on finishing the iOS version I have been neglecting to do updates. The game will be coming in November.

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zachstronaut
zachstronaut Oct 10 2013, 12:56pm says:

Episode 1 is about The Underwerewolf. Lypanthropy is serious affliction.

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