The Legend of Equip Pants is a Zelda-like episodic adventure RPG where instead of equipping and upgrading a sword, you have to equip and upgrade your pants. In fact, the entire universe revolves around pants, because why not? Visit the Pantsmith. Fear evil creatures living in Pantsylvania. Enjoy epic pants puns. The game's first three episodes are coming soon. I've broken the RPG elements down into delicious, pint-sized episodes so they can be consumed without the confusion, head spins, and frequent breaks often associated with giant servings of RPG content. My goal is to deliver 20 minutes of mostly self-contained fun in each episode.

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You know that dream where you are at work or school, and you realize you forgot to put on pants? I wanted to give a little update about the story and gameplay in Episodes 1 and 2 of The Legend of Equip > Pants.

Posted by zachstronaut on Nov 11th, 2013

The Legend of Equip > Pants is coming to iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch on Thursday, November 21.  After the iOS release, I will soon follow up with a release on Facebook and Chrome Store for Win/Mac/Linux.

Sword no. Underwear yes.

This may come as a surprise, but don't expect a sword in The Legend of Equip > Pants.

"In the vast multiverse exists a world where knights live and die -- not by the sword or the lance -- but by the quality of their pants." 


You know that dream where you are at work or school, and you realize you forgot to put on pants?

Episodes 1 and 2 are very much not hack-and-slash.  In fact, you can't even die in the first two episodes.  They are much more about the experience... puzzles and weird people and secrets.

However, when Episode 3 comes out, I will be introducing death and danger and combat.  And as I make more episodes, the gameplay will evolve based on my growth as a game maker and with the feedback from players.

I'm making a universe that's all about pants.  You should expect powerful and interesting pants you can equip in future episodes, but you shouldn't hold your breath for a sword.

Here's some things you can expect...

Push the finest of crates.

crate puzzle 

Mazes are more fun when you can't see where you are going.

fog maze

Will you find all the secrets?

secret heart, what are you made of

Bad things happening to good people.

underwerewolf victim

Thanks for reading! The Legend of Equip > Pants is an episodic game. Check out my last news post to read more about what's coming in Episode 1 and 2.

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The Legend of Equip Pants
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Released Nov 21, 2013
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