The Concept:
I hope you like puns...
The Legend of Equip > Pants is an episodic pantsventure RPG where instead of equipping and upgrading a sword, you have to equip and upgrade your pants. In fact, the entire universe revolves around pants, because why not? Visit the Pantsmith. Beware the evil creatures living in Pantsylvania. Enjoy epic pants puns.
Short Episodes:
15-20 minutes to complete. Secrets for replay value.
Each episode of Equip > Pants is a mostly self-contained quest that can be enjoyed in about 15-20 minutes -- much like a cartoon episode. There are accomplishments and secrets if you are the kind of player who wants to spend more time inside an episode, or return to play it again.
I've broken the RPG elements down into delicious, pint-sized episodes so you can satisfy your thirst for the genre quickly and easily. Avoid the confusion, head spins, and frequent breaks often associated with giant, cask-sized servings of RPG content. Please consume responsibly.
Articles
The new Panta Claus episode of my game Legend of Equip > Pants is now playing on iOS and Chrome's Web Store. This episode is the first in my game to introduce player death, and it is pretty challenging. I've been capturing players' paths through the level as well as where they are dying.
The deep snow and bitter cold is a real killer combination.
As a bit of thematic layering, and with data visualization in mind, I made the episode map itself in the shape of a Christmas Pantsmas Tree. I knew then that I could capture the data and play it back... and with a little smart use of shapes and colors... I could have the player map data visualization come out as a lovely holiday themed animation.
I titled this data visualization "2000 plays. 6000 deaths. 40 seconds." I think it turned out really great, so I wanted to share it with all of you.
Have a Happy Pantsmas!
Play Equip Pants FREE on Web - New Panta Claus Episode!
News 3 commentsIt's a Pantsmas miracle! The Legend of Equip > Pants is now available FREE for Chrome on Windows, Linux, and Mac. Join the 15,000 people who have played...
Legend of Equip Pants - First Two Episodes Now Playing on iPhone and iPad
News 2 commentsComing first to iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch, the much panticipated new adventure RPG is available for FREE! Episodes 1 and 2 are out now.
Equip > Pants - Story and Gameplay Update
NewsYou know that dream where you are at work or school, and you realize you forgot to put on pants? I wanted to give a little update about the story and...
iOS App Coming Soon! / Progress Update
News 6 commentsI've submitted The Legend of Equip > Pants to Apple for approval! I've got lots of news to catch up on. Here's some updates about my progress, the game's...
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Episode 1 Music 8-bit Remix by Christopher Winter
MusicThis is an 8-bit inspired remix of the musical score to episode one of The Legend of Equip > Pants, composed by Christopher Winter.
Musical Score for Episode 1 by Christopher Winter
MusicThis piece of music composed by Christopher Winter for episode one of Legend of Equip Pants is titled "A Mystery to Solve."
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Any chance of making an Android version? I want in on this game~
I'd like to get it on Android, too. I'm a little short on Android devices for testing.
Have you tried playing it in Chrome on your desktop/laptop?
HUGE NEWS! I've got a build ready for all the Windows/Linux/Mac people of the world ready to submit to the Chrome Web Store. Now you'll be able to join the 15,000 people who have played on iOS. It's a second Pantsmas miracle! I'll post a news update with the real details as soon as I have them.
I added a video for the new Panta Claus episode!
Official release date on iOS is Thursday, November 21.
Good thing! I hope Steam Approves, they are a bit annoying when it comes to nudity (even if it is pixelated and black-barred). At least you chose a good name and not something like ****-Fight, or Invaders from Uranus ;)
Yes, well there's no actual nudity, so hopefully they go easy on me.
You know that dream where you are at work or school and you forgot to put on pants? The game is more like that. It isn't a bunch of potty humor.
I just submitted the iOS version to Apple for approval. I'll post a backlog of juicy teaser materials now that I've gotten to the approval waiting game stage. And next after that: Facebook and Chrome Store versions for people to play on Win/Mac/Linux.
Sorry I've been so focused on finishing the iOS version I have been neglecting to do updates. The game will be coming in November.