Welsh rugby fan severes testicles Thread

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.

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Woah.

I am careful not to say "if bla bla bla happens, I'll eat my hat", let alone cutting off my own balls.

Scary

he must have been on some kind of drug...

That's like the time I said if Bosten wins I'll eat my hat and then I walked 200 metres to the bar and eat my hat. Exept I am not now concidered a women. What the hell was wrong with that guy?

i read that newspaper the day it came out and yeah apparently hes nuts anyway so im not surprised

wow, that's nuts!
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ImTheDarkcyde wrote: wow, that's nuts!
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lol great pun indeed

wow a self vesectamy, but more painful.

Well, it could have been worse, it could have been 13 years since their last win over england. I shudder at the thought of what he would have done then.

Ya couple guys on a local radio station were talking about thi s a week or so ago.
Scary

Holy motherfucking shit! Crazy Dude!
(thats all i can say)

He won't be making any little ones, I think ...

What a great idea to do.

steph wrote: He won't be making any little ones, I think ...

no, but he'll get away with having sex with people and not getting them pregnant... thats if hes not gay.

What a strange thing, and it would've been stranger if he had no mental problems.

The~David~Cult wrote: he must have been on some kind of drug...

Erm... try alcohol?

He was watching the game in a pub; chances are he was drunk by the end, and by that stage cutting his own testes off didn't seem like such a strange idea!

Still... there's a certain 'WTF' factor that's hard to shake...

I have respect for my testicles.

*bump*

When will the madness end? I didn't want to post another thread like this so i'm posting this here.

A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police said on Sunday.

Edited by: Chunky

Yikes Sure wouldn't have wanted to be one of the water crew. Pulling up a toilet in search of a penis doesn't exactly sound like a pleasant experiance