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C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

Im not a coder but i get that one

Edited by: LiMeY

Haha, there are a few pretty funny ones in there.. I personally don't see why everyone hates C++ though. It is by far the most reliable and powerful language, when debugged sufficiently, for making games.

Definately not for the non-geeks

LOL, now you can see the reason why I hate coding for Half-Life

let's put it like this: memory management can drive you nuts. power demands it's tribute.

Unix and C are the ultimate computer viruses. (Richard P Gabriel)... ph34r us...

True, there are plenty opportunities to make a mistake when you store values on the heap or wherever the hell they go when you use pointers. I have gotten used to it though. Well, mostly.

On the other hand, I haven't really tried any other language so I may just like C++ because I don't have another language to compare it to.

/*Sangye*/ :-P

san-j wrote: True, there are plenty opportunities to make a mistake when you store values on the heap or wherever the hell they go when you use pointers. I have gotten used to it though. Well, mostly.

On the other hand, I haven't really tried any other language so I may just like C++ because I don't have another language to compare it to.

/*Sangye*/ :-P

Pointers are old classes or classes with structures are the best way to go although it is fun to play with pointers when you wanna screw something up lol

Reading this was a rocky rollercoaster ride

On the one hand, I hate C++ and Java and Pascal and etc.
On the other hand, I like C

san-j wrote: True, there are plenty opportunities to make a mistake when you store values on the heap or wherever the hell they go when you use pointers. I have gotten used to it though. Well, mostly.

On the other hand, I haven't really tried any other language so I may just like C++ because I don't have another language to compare it to.

/*Sangye*/ :-P

the reason why i made my own language... there i know what i have no more to worry about (although other things, but less stressy).

but c/c++ is still the workhorse for the real heavy things. but if you find once time try out Smalltalk. this language is really fun. and if you want to be a bit masochistic try out once Scheme ^_^.

lol, I tried to build my own language and a converter that converts it between itself and C++. It failed. The language ended up just as pointless and confusing. Might as well just learn C++ in the first instance ^_^

hehe... translators are often a tad more difficult than pure languages as especially debugging is hell.