Can someone write a poem for me to use on a girl? Thread

I use to be a great poet, well in my opinion. But, does anyone know a great poem they made up, so I can use it to get into almost any girls pants?

How old are you? Do you honestly think writing a poem will get you into a girls pants? Even if it could, if that's your only motivation for being with a girl, then you might as well give up now mate.

somebody please lock this thread...

- Edited By PsychoBrat On Fri 18th, Jun 2004 @ 8:30:36pm

If only you'd asked me a few days ago, I recieved a beautful one off my love <3

Then I deleted it when I got angry

azz0r, is this the teacher or a new one?

Teacher? bah no!

Its my ex, of a year and a half.

Getting with an ex always seemed kinda kinky to me

Too easy to get burnt tho... one day you can wake up next to em and think "wtf am I doing"... I dunno, just seems messy. /me smacks head against a wall

PsychoBrat wrote: if that's your only motivation for being with a girl, then you might as well give up now mate.

LOCK!

age 17, and i think pussy is fun!!!! and i say no to relationships at my age. Fuck them, jesus girls have pms problems. OH, no did i offend any girls here?

Something tells me your trying to get banned

What a coincidence, I was just thinking the same thing. Is it just me, or does saying that he's 17 only make him and his mentality (or lack thereof) seem even more pathetic? That, and he doesn't realise how dangerous it is to {expletive suppressed} with azz0r

klowns wrote: I use to be a great poet, well in my opinion. But, does anyone know a great poem they made up, so I can use it to get into almost any girls pants?

You insensitive thug! Romantic poetry is meant to come from your heart, not from a bunch of mates on a 'net forum. Besides, if you're up to the point where poetry is even needed, then I'd asume that you're in a serious relationship (which is obviously not the case).

something thells ME this dude has never been laid nor had any sort of girlfriend and never will with an attitude like that. The reason he thinks relationships at his age are stupid is cause he'd never get one..
Good luck at gettin a poem to lead straight to sex, only problem is if some chick has sex with ya after just hearin a poem, shes prolly a bit easy for other dudes too., so use a rubber..
But regardless man, please try to grow up a bit here.. You seriously sound like a 12 year old, not 17. Act ur age.

- Edited By dEaThMaStEr On Sat 19th, Jun 2004 @ 8:08:29am

*cough* cyrano deburgerack *cough*

Good movie, clown you should watch it. Find out why you shouldnt have other people write love poems for you.

wow, what a jerk

Your one of these ass holes that see woman as objects, and could never imagine the thought as one as your friend ..

but the thing is, with a thinking like that, he'll never get em as either.. lol

cHIs-wK wrote: wow, what a jerk

Your one of these ass holes that see woman as objects, and could never imagine the thought as one as your friend ..

Not to mention he posted a nude man in the pics thread, claiming that's him

Damn childish.

cHIs-wK wrote: wow, what a jerk

Your one of these ass holes that see woman as objects, and could never imagine the thought as one as your friend ..

some women ask to be treated like that, they're called ho's, hood rats, and tricks

Yeah, but he just meant any girl :/

(raised eyebrow)

Poetry in it's own right won't get you far anyhow, especially if it didn't come from you.

honestly klowns are you realy thinking a poem will work for you to get some OR is the only reason you started the thread is just to get some attention?

Cory_the_Gargoyle wrote:

cHIs-wK wrote: wow, what a jerk

Your one of these ass holes that see woman as objects, and could never imagine the thought as one as your friend ..

some women ask to be treated like that, they're called ho's, hood rats, and tricks

Not all of us live in the `hood`.

And alot that live in the 'hood' prolly wouldnt be on a mod database site.

Well it seems you'd be wrong

BC, DEADSOUL, Ghost, etc

And a lot of girls from the 'hood' wouldnt let themselves get treated like 'a piece of ass' That is just crappy rapper videos that give you that idea.

Or the matrix reloaded. -sajt

- Edited By SeienAbunae On Sat 19th, Jun 2004 @ 5:09:53pm

im saying as a majority............... im not trying judgmental before anyone thinks that.. After all my dad is black.

Not really going anywhere good is this?