Loading screens hate you now, just like your family.
(This is a lil' mod I made for personal use, but after having to share it a couple of times, I think it's worthy of being uploaded.)
Are you such a Big Boy™ of The Zone™ that you don't need Nimble's tips on every loading screen? Do you dislike being treated decently? Do you want someone to berate you a bit, so you feel better about those hundreds of STALKERs you've killed? This is the mod for you!
This mods adds about 30+ lines of verbally abusive dialogue (Along with some disturbing trivia, which is a combination of shit I just made up and real life stuff I took from Wikipedia) towards you during the loading screens, so instead of little tips from Nimble's Handbook, you'll get such colorful phrases such as:
-Fuck you.
-This is your fault.
-If you ever leave The Zone, it's very likely that you'll kill yourself.
And more!
If you have ideas for verbally abusive comments, please let me know 'em! Nothing like cooperative insults.
This mod has absolutely no problems with compatibility, it just replaces a file with some alternate text. Install without fear.
willow u gay
Wat
masterpice
It had to happen, even my games hate me now. Got to try to sneak this onto my buddys' computer. I'm going to use this example picture as my wallpaper.
nice! now we need a verbally abusive death screen...
"YOU'RE DEAD.
YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.
YOUR FAMILY'S DEAD.
YOU ******* PETS ARE BEING
SKINNED ALIVE.
YOUR MOM'S A ******* *****.
YOU SUCK AT LIFE.
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES YOU.
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
LIVE WITH IT.
GAME OVER."
Extremely here for this.
Just from the title of the mod, I knew it was a Spec Ops reference haha.
for edgelords =D
As long as you don't show this to your friends and go "Hell yeah im a huge badass" - You can enjoy being a closet edgeman
"You're no hero, Walker"
lol 10/10 goty
Every second you spend playing is a second not achieving anything meaningful with your life.
I think that'll be a hit.
Do you feel like a hero yet?
i bet the sg "kill yourself" guy made this
who's that
It hurts because it's true :(
Ah yes~~ This will bring me the purest vibes of immersive enlightenment
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Look at you, overweight, wasting your life sitting here playing this game instead of having sex. You're worthless.
i want to use this in anomaly gamma