In the early future, in which Beta content is rare... Nations started to fight over beta and that led to the shitpost-apocalypse. You... a normal man living in a city in the middle of nothing was captured by Kleiners army and enprisoned in a cell.. Until you realise it was mostly a dream..



Thanks to these amazing people:

Epicplayer40 - OICW Code and overall help with source code

Gmadador - Gas Masked Citizen Model

SlackingStacker - Conscript Code, Citizen textures

Night Lolozaure - Minor Help with textures

DreamPanzerFahrer - The Grenade texture.

Axel Gembe - Leaking HL2 which made VCC possible, b e t a stuff

VCC - Beta stuff , obviously.

Crowbar Collective : TV Ad audio

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Heyo! So it was a long time since the last news update. I'm somewhat working on Jan-Life for a while now. Doing a semi-shitpost mod and trying to make it alright at once is indeed hard. Its going pretty slow but you'll know when its finally the time..

The chapter completion:

The Shitpost - 50%

The Twist - 15%ish

The Unknown - 0%

I decided to cut a few chapters out to shorten the dev time needed to complete it.

oh and here's an FAQ


Oh , another shitpost mod?

Its not a typical "Earrape music in every level" mod,

unlike other mods it has


  • Lore
  • No Earrape
  • Serious stuff

Why does every meme mod have to use beta?

As we all know,

beta is love

beta is life


Is this a PTSD or Freakman rip off?

No.


Who's helping you?

My buddy epicplayer40 , with coding and modelling

But YOU can help too!

By sending 1 npc port from goldsource or beta

you save 1 poor jan


"OH MY HECKING GOD ANOTHER SHITTY MEME MOD , WHY CANT YOU MAKE A NORMAL MOD?!??!?!?!"

Ask everyone else the same.


Well thats it!

No pictures because you can't afford pictures out in the beta wasteland!

Oh fiddlesticks, what now?

Oh fiddlesticks, what now?

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Short news about Jan-Life in the current stage of development.

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OneeSama
OneeSama

Here goes my review for the mod, I think Crack-I mean uhm... Jan-Life is a 0/10 game. It has NO FREE TVS you see the art of free tvs starts all the way back in the church of lasagna, you see. First there was NOTHING. Then there was lasagna.
Basically, 0/10 Bookworm Adventures Deluxe > June-Liv.

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pill_dickle
pill_dickle

Make sure for free tv support

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jimmyPennies22
jimmyPennies22

amazeng mod would love five dollar

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JanKaszanka039 Creator
JanKaszanka039

still working , dont worry

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pill_dickle
pill_dickle

Do the tv's cost anything or they real beta and free?

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punkvoltage34
punkvoltage34

There better be a copious amount of Free TV jokes or else... I'll take your TVs.

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JanKaszanka039 Creator
JanKaszanka039

Even a whole chapter about free tvs!

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Guest
Guest

Can i launch it on free TV?

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NightLolozaure
NightLolozaure

yea but it's very hard since there is no GTX on these.

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Blue199
Blue199

Can I play on my free tv?

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