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"It's like Minecraft, but with guns"
- IGN 420/10
"1 liek = 1 ipod shuffle"
- A Nigga we paid to say this
Dank-Life is the worst crappiest yet dankest mod I ever made. It will mess up the whole Half-Life with tons of new dank sounds, skins, and also soundtrack. Dank-Life attempts to bring the immersive award-winning MLG Simulator experience to Half-Life.
This mod is under development, m8, but expect something very trippy at Q4 2015!
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Is JLMod Dead?
Hi, it's me 4Simp, head of ElectroShock. Most of you might be wondering why I didn't post something new. The reasons: I had a lot of work to do thus causing me to have no time working in this mod. But this mod is literary not dead. Just paused. Again, one more time, this mod ISN'T really dead (if this is really dead then I would have archived this mod's page). So, don't worry, keep calm, and stay watched. And...yeah before a lot of important work/job intensifies, I have done some changes to the mod itself.Here's what I've changed/added/updated so far in JLMod (before the important work intensifies):
- Airhorner 3000 pistol.
- The Leonidas-eye (Houndeye with a Leonidas face and "This is Sparta!" SFX)
- FaZe Clan Barney
- Messed up entities for some maps!!!!!!!! But sadly, I have decided not to mess up the textures of maps because it would be just confusing.
- MLG montage soundtracks (Also including Darude's hit single, Sandstorm!)
- The Lord Crowbar (a very powerful crowbar, it can kill or even gib NPC's by only one hit. Except Thomas the Sweg Gonarch, and the Nilluminatilanth)
That's all I can give to you rekt right now. This is Xx_4Simp@Rektrawshack_Xx/4Simp@ElectroShock, signing out
- Xx_4Simp@Rektrawshack420_Xx XOXO
Oh, and also I made Forums for JLMod, so why not check it out? Moddb.com
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This page is just like a land full with mines O.o I saw spammers keep down voting people's comment without any reason
Thank god this sorry excuse for a mod isn't being worked on anymore.
"The mod you are trying to view has ceased development and consequently been archived."
THANK GOD
Prntscr.com you got one thing right.
Shut the **** up nobody likes you, you ******* autistic 11 year old ******, just because you made a mod by making skins in mspaint doesn't mean people like you. Do you see how many dislikes your comments get? You literally have a chain of people looking at your comments disliking them because nobody likes you. Now get the **** out, ****.
lol, are you butthurt? I've seen various scumbags like you do crap videos and then negative comment everything, but I agree this mod has minimum effort. It should atleast have custom modelling, because OHGODMYEYES...
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You've posted your ****** paste on pizza-life too, and on his comments section! Congratulations! Your life status has been reduced a 10%! I think johnmancena is your primary account... Oh, he's banned. Yep, you're his secondary account. Surprising how you can inspect element, ya fgt. Your life has also been reduced another 10%! I'm contacting MODDB to get this secondary banned, too.
ugh,i am with relecant revenant,this mod is kinda **** and 4simp is ****** 12 using very cheap stuff making this ****,frain,we did the same **** with quiver,REMEMBER?
LOL I already provided proof for it being non tampered with Prntscr.com now. Stop defending this autistic modder wannabe and do something more productive, like learn how to texture and model, instead of using mspaint.
I use Paint.net.
BAD BOI USING PAINT.NET
I don't use mspaint, I'll have you know that I'm working on a mod that you would probably never be able to make with your insulting skills. And you're just a secondary account of johnmancena. And no, I am not defending this autistic modder. (He may be autistic) I am just telling that you are attempting to "cyberbully" this kid by saying insults that a 12 year old could say. I've seen people like you many times.
And OsirisGodoftheDead I agree with you.
And RelevantRevenant... I don't have terminal brain damage, as I said before I can make a mod better than your mod, aka the mod you have hosted on your primary account johnmancena which has already been banned. I think you should stop hating on this guy and buy a life, for god's sake. :\ Also, It's funny how to create a basic account you use a game's picture. A game from 93. You weren't born in 93! And, your description being AAAAAAAAAAA makes your life status decrease aproximately 5%.
I agree that spamming isn't a good way to deal with the problem, but Half-Life is being plagued by an influx of these "comedy" mods, where someone just scribbles all over the weapon and monster models and is convinced it is hilarious. In my opinion these mods are nothing more than spam.
Thank you osiris, someone who doesn't have terminal brain damage.