Hardcore S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and fellow Wastelander, survivor. RIP AND TEAR. i play games to get away from this shitty world we call reality, and not because i hate my life, i love my life, and the many others i play as! i love the 2nd amendment and if you heard the thunder, you wernt the target! Feel free to watch some livestreams (occasionally) at twitch is m4lmasterofpuppets youtube is Prime79

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3

SEF First Responders

Mod review

this mod brings alot of fresh air into a old title, some things that wernt thought to be possible at one point in time, thats a good thing! but why the low rating?

the developer has taken some of the core gameplay features away like the Optiwand being able to peek doors and allowing suspects to remove wedges (which wouldnt be bad if it wasnt a 50% chance)and the icing on the cake for me to give this a 3 insted of a 5 or a 6, the audio design is horrific, these are literally hollywoodesque laughable audio designs that are arguably worse than the default game.

honestly, fixing the optiwand and adding in better audio would knock it up to a 6 or 7 easily.

10

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Last Day

Mod review

lots of great work put in, nothing too much nothing too little. could use a update to MISERY 2.2 though

10

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: CoM

Mod review

Everything MISERY has on a large scale!

3

Absolute HD Mod

Mod review

everythings great, the amount of crashes that so far do not have any fixes (or people do the "i fixed it so lets not tell anyone" mentality) have just ruined it, until things find a fix or such, this will remain a 3/10

9

A Clash of Kings (Game of Thrones)

Mod review

punched a guy (okay maybe he was a royal) in the face for trying to rape a woman, got challanged to a duel, lost, banned from castle, joined Tywinn Lannister in a ongoing war until i became rich, came back, remembered that guys face, now its on a mantle declaring my victory. 10/10 would punch random royal rapist in the face again... 8/10 got captured and possibly raped myself. all in all 9/10

10

Brutal Doom

Mod review

do i really need to type something here? this **** is self explanatory. like...seriously....enteredgyneckbeardcommenthere gabenewellcantcounttothree and this last comment is to reach 150 characters in length...unlike my phallus

As another guy said. Im givin it a 9 beecause of shotgun sound problems (which im workin on until he fixes it but, otherwise its another mod that makes Brutal Doom MORE fast paced and ALOT harder, not having all that super badass DOOM arsenal like the BFG. You think BD was hard? Try this, get ripped to shreds in seconds! Overall this is a 10 for gameplay, a 10 for playability and a 9 for sound

10

MISERY

Mod review

survival to the max. if you cant beat dark souls one handed, bag of doritos on table, chugging down a mountain dew hands free WHILE furiously masturbating on your 18th 3D Holo-Lens Monitor, well then i strongly suggest you pick up MISERY, because youre definitely never going to master this, this is the game that ties you up, feeds you, and treats you nicely but every hour ON THE ******* HOUR punches you in the face, out of nowhere. "oh hey guys, im gonna pile up on food, water, ammo and finally purchase that 1200000 outfit ive been working on hours for!" then ******* BAM. god damn BAM, bloodsuckers, dicksuckers, bandits, mercs, blind dogs, tushkano YOU NAME IT. all up your ***. but you manage to fend them off, because your old MLG trophy shines bright, you stand tall. you go to press F6 to save and just before your finger touches the key...no....it cant be.... you watch as a Chimera plunges from the other end of the map, and just as your finger brushes the dust off your F6 key.....game over.....and your last save was when you started the game.

5

quake2xp

Mod review

it is quite good. the only problem is its not compatable with Intel graphics, so alot of people like me are missing out. but they have Beserker for that

9

STALKERSOUP

Mod review