If you are reading this, odds are, I hate your guts. Because that's just what I do.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ mb warband old 2016 10 29 20 29 54 61

Does having a wife have ANY meaning in this mod? I always found that wife in this game is too much hassle for no fun options at all.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ MISERY 2.1.1 (Full Version)

Been a fan of Stalker for a long time, never played mods. I installed "realism" mod only to find out it's crap. Right off the bat an emission hits the tankard Skadovsk and kills every single stalker around and turns them into zombies. These stalkers who willingly ran out of the tankard before the emission was over, somehow have the absolute best aim shooting from the hip, and can see me creeping with their amazing peripheral vision at 3 and 9 o'clock. Killing me with a single shot. As I wasted 2 hours of my life being stuck on a tankard where I barely manage to get out of the "safety zone" and draw my freaking guns out, I decided that the amazing zombie horde of hip-sharpshooters is not worth my time and I regretted wasting my life and my bandwidth on it. Misery sounds nice, but if I come back here because of the same zombie ********, I will be furious.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Realism Mod v1.0.7

Exactly. Shooting from the hip while having only half a brain and seeing through the ******* metal tankard of skadovsk abd still mora accurate than my **** rifle. All the while you can't even take your guns out due to the "safe zone". ********.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Realism Mod v1.0.7

How can this mod be called "realism"? What complete and utter ********. Right off the bat an emission kills EVERY SINGLE stalker around the tanker which is a "safe zone" and then you CANNOT ******* GET OUT OF THE ******* TANKER, because a HORDE OF ZOMBIES SPOTS YOU THE SECOND YOU PEAK THROUGH THE DOOR AND KILLS YOU IN AN INSTANT AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GET YOUR WEAPONS OUT. Yea. Very realistic.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ CKII: Latius

Srbine, radis li jos na ovome?
You should continue to work on this if you have the know-how. I have ideas if you are still into it.
Slavery: I don't know what AGoT mod is like, but here's my idea about this mod and how to improve the slavery system. Gold. Slavery is all about gold and perks. You should make different characters more or less profitable to sell. For instance, a female character with "attractive" trait, should fetch more money from selling. A character with "strong" trait, as well. Nobility should be sold for even more. Maybe even make the traits stack and profit more from "better" characters. Maybe also introduce an option to have a "personal slave", whose traits/stats can complement your own.
Also, maybe, have a negative effect of having too many slaves. For instant, owning too many slaves can increase the chance of rebellion and/or death by assassination.
Slavery laws should inflict your foreign policy as well. If you enable slavery, countries with illegal slavery should have -x opinion of you.

Absolute administration: In conclave this can only be done by reducing all laws in the hands of the council one by one, until the final removal of empowered council. If you do this, where you do it all at once, then it should be met with resistance from the nobility. Possibly enacting absolute rule only through stopping the rebellion.

Raising to nobility: I don't see the point of this one, since the lowborn becomes noble once you grant them land. What purpose would landless noble be to you?

From prisoner to wife: this should contain two more things. #1 -x opinion from wife being forced into it. #2 should you be allowed to take a wife if she is already married?

Plots to kidnap are great feature. In the monks and mystics you are able to do this as an event after joining the sect. It would be great to make it into plots, but I wonder how it will interact with declaring wars mechanics. For instance, if I kidnap the enemy lord's heir, should I be able to declare war, or maybe get a cheap way to exchange the heir for the land/money/title?

Serbian culture should be way more improved than simple flag/name change. What makes many of the different cultures fun to play, is their unique cultural effects and abilities. Like, Greeks can blind people, Nords can raid better than pagan Slav (can navigate rivers), there is definitely room for a unique cultural trait of Serbs. I think they should have a trait of "warrior culture", giving bonuses to war/fighting. Since Serbs have a long history of going to war against much larger opponents and still coming on top. From Avars, Byzantines, to Ottomans and Germanics as well as NATO in the modern history. Or maybe have an extra ambition of "claiming byzantine empire", or "preparing for the conquest of Constantinople". Since Serbs were Pagans first, there should be different unique missions and events for pagan and Orthodox Serbian characters. Maybe even depending on the time-frame. For instance, taking ambition under ottoman tyranny of "Serbian uprising", giving the Serbs +x while battling ottomans, but -x opinion from them during the duration of active ambition. There are a ton of great ways you can improve the lack of proper vanilla Serbian culture.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Anno Domini 1257

I'll tell you who is stupid, how about the idiot that can't spell. Orthodox are Christians as well, you dumb ******* illiterate moron.
Learn English, then come here to make a comment.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Anno Domini 1257

Well, maybe not at the time of the game. But like you said, the Byzantine lords did in fact join some crusades and they (as a country) did constantly tease the west with joining and supporting the crusades.
The Orthodox Church didn't like the idea of fighting for the religion, as it's contradictory to the teachings of Jesus (especially after the forth crusade when the so called Christians sacked Constantinople and established their own little Latin Empire), but nontheless they (Orthodox) should at least have the option in game to join the crusade, like any other Christian lord.
So, to answer my question, you are saying there is nothing about crusading system that can be used by an Orthodox player? A shame. I guess I'll just let muslims destroy Crusader states and take Jerusalem...

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ IllusiveSerb

Posle dve godine vidim ovo. Pogadjaj.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Anno Domini 1257

It used to crash every few interactions I made. Didn't have a single crash after I unchecked the "load textures on demand". Try it, it might help you.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Anno Domini 1257

Question(s)
Can Orthodox countries join/create a crusade? If so, how? I don't see the option when I speak with my king. I even tried speaking with the Pope, even though that makes no sense and obviously, I didn't find any option to start a crusade.
Also, are there any Orthodox Crusader orders, or will I have to settle with the Catholic ones?

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Europe 1910

It's funny how kleine Untermensch is still confused about ww1 and who and why started it. It's highly pathetic to watch all these misinformed idiots and filthy lies.
Serbia, did not start the ww1. You would have to be retarded to claim such a thing. First of all, Serbia, as a country, had nothing to do with the "Black hand". Second, Serbia agreed to all ultimatum points Austro-hungarian empire sent, apart from one. One that would endanger Serbian sovereignty, freedom, which Serbian payed for with their own blood. Then, it was AUSTRO-HUNGARY who started the war. It's basically the same **** as 9/11 and bombing of Baghdad. Hell, it's probably even comparable to the "white plan", where Hitler staged a Polish attack on their check point.
Why did Austro-Hungary did this? It's quite obvious. You degenerates do realize that AH annexed Bosnia (a Serbian land with Serbian people and some Serbs that took islam under centuries of Sharia law kebab tyranny), even though Bosnia was already occupied by the Ottomans. No country in the world objected to this, apart from Serbia. Much like no one in the world objected to Hitler breaking the treaty and attacking Rhineland. Like he annexed Sudetenland from Czechoslovakia. Gaining two key areas. Rhineland as the industrial center to fuel his war machinery, and Sudetenland containing 3 million Germans to man his armies.
So too, did Austro-hungarians, try to colonize others. Do not make this retarded mistake again, retards. The assassination by the freedom-fighter Gavrilo Princip, was not the reason for the war, it was an excuse to start one. AH was a young, industrial country. They had machines, but not the mineral resources. Not like old colonial powers like Britain, Italy and France had. They demanded re-distribution of colonies from them, which was, naturally, refused. So since AH was a giant pussy and couldn't go after the old colonial powers, they set their eyes on the Balkans.
Their plan to colonize Serbia (and Balkan in general) like they did Bosnia, was OBVIOUS even before the war started. I bet non of you retards know that after the Serbs and the Balkan League freed the Europe from muslim Ottomans, Serbia was to gain control over the albanian tribes and gain access to the sea. ustro-Hungary, being a gigantic pussy, knew that this would make Serbs too strong, as they ALREADY PLANNED TO TAKE IT OVER. So they demanded that Serbia release the land THAT THEY FREED WITH THEIR OWN BLOOD, and thus for the first time in history a muslim ****** tribal country of albania was born. Know all that turks and albanians infesting Germany? That's all on you, faggots.
Oh and to all the faggots saying "Serbia was small and weak", I dare you to google who took the first victory for the Allies in the ww1. Battle on mt Cer. Weak, drained, backwards Serbs, drove the filthy Ugro-germanics back across the Drina. You ******* retards. Serbia lost 60% of it's male population in that war. But we ****** the **** out of your ****** *****. When we broke Thessaloniki front, France reported that their cavalry can't keep up with Serbian infantry advance. So shut your filthy ignorant Untermensch mouths.
Serbia uber aller, bitches.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

If only I can find the Balon now... I did find Yara, his daughter with around 60 men in Qohor. In the city, along with the city's original owners. I think I saw another lord in the Reach castle or something like that. And I'm not sure I like the idea of attacking them and making an enemy I don't want.
I was thinking, maybe I could convince those lords to join me? Would that "defeat" the faction?

I thought it MIGHT be because of the religion, which is why I built weirwood shrines right after some prosperity buildings like Mill and the guild in the city. If that's the case, then that's good, I was just afraid the bugged faction limbo would cause it.

Should be fairly easy. In my game the Lannisters are rammed by the combined forces of the Riverlands, Reach and Stormlands. He gets captured a lot.

Produno, I initially just wanted to free the Hound, but there is no option for that. Just his master. I figured he would follow Joffrey as well, but he didn't.

Thanks for the reply, I'll try to find Balon to see if his defeat could help me end the Iron Islands. As for suggestions, I like the mod a lot and will try to give you ideas if they are any good, so you wizards can do your magic and make the mod even more awesome ;D

EDIT: this was meant as a reply to your replies, but as I was logged out, I didn't notice where I was typing once I logged back on...

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

Before a battle starts you have a menu, one of the options is "change commander", the other one you are looking for is "choose which troops join me in battle". In that screen you can choose EXACTLY which troops you bring with you. Note, selecting zero units will result in you being alone in the field, however the "reinforcement" comes short after. But they are chosen as usual, the higher the troop is on the roster, the better chances of them joining the battle first
Breeding cavalry is hard, and infantry in my experience always makes bulk of an army. And they are not as bad as you think. Cavalry can get stuck in a large enemy infantry force and get rekt. While I usually employ the tactics of waiting the infantry in the tightest line until the enemy hits the shieldwall. After that I tell them to charge and they do PRETTY well, because the enemy doesn't move in formation. At least in my game.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

Sometimes loot sucks. I have no skill in looting and after killing 30 ironborn raiders, I get scraps. Which is lame. But if the skill helps go for it.
Personally I don't waste skills on that, and no you don't need to be faction member to get some loot. I jump in to help lame *** Lannisters in hopes of fending of the GIGANTIC forces of the Reach and the Riverlands, and after a huge battle I get TONS of war trophies. And those sell 1k a pop. And depending on the magnitude of the battle you could end up with more than 40 trophies. That's 40k stags for a single battle. You keep that up and you'll have more than enough money to buy whatever you need, without wasting valuable skills points. Just my two cents.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

delete the file named "font"

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

Hey Produno, it's me again. Have some bug reports, questions and suggestions. Hope you are up for it.
#1- I accidentally created a second Balon Grayjoy. I took him prisoner and placed him to work in the salt mines (or whatever) in the Castamere. Then another king Balon Grayjoy popped up in a castle. I let the one go after some time as I felt it was useless to have him if the other one will keep getting troops.
#2- Bodyguards tend to duplicate themselves as well. I rescued Joffrey from Ranly's castle (don't ask why I did it...) and the Hound remained in prison. After some time I noticed that Joffrey was again in prison, and beside him was another Hound.
#3- I took all of the Iron Islands some weeks ago and they still exist as a country. Somehow. And what's worse, I keep loosing relations in all of my Iron Island holdings. Is it because they are technically still a "live" country? And why ARE they still around? I found some lords in Dorne with only 1 troop (themselves) but that's it.
#4- And this is the suggestion I have. You already made it possible to kill a lord, but I want to expand on that idea. Idea 1: I would like there to be an option to "give prisoners to the lord of the light". I am not a R'hlor follower but I would like to burn down every single Red Priest in a pyre. Yes episode 9 influenced me to come to this idea. I need to make them taste their own medicine.
Idea 2: Have an option to send captured lords to the Wall. I think that would be AWESOME, and I think there is no need to explain that further, you all agree this would be epic. Yes you do.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

It's ******** is what it is. He was the only guy I relied on after the untimely demise of the King in the North. And now this? ******* R.R. Martin. Tits and dicks is all he cares about. Oh, and incest and other ****** up things.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

Playing angrily after watching episode 9. And my spear broke in battle. But no matter, I got myself a Valyrian steel sword just recently. First few swings - broke. I thought Valyrian steel weapons can't break? Or is it just a bad omen of things to come? I am a rather unlucky bastard, after all...

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Greyjoy

The North would have died a death? Again you underestimate the North. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it a bolton himself who said "Never in the history of the seven kingdoms, did the Lannisters send their army this far north. If you think they will for you, you are a fool. If the lords of the North rise against us we would be defeated".
I doubt North would disappear if the wildlings crossed the Wall. But I'm sure they would continue much further south. And when the winter comes... I doubt little bolton sickophants will be able to frighten the white walkers by skinning them alive.
His* it's "His mother's dead". And why are they dead? Because honorless bolton scum broke their vow to the king of the North and betrayed them.
I think sadistic basterds have no right talking about honor, courage, strength and calling themselves the wardens of the NORTH. Because the North remembers, and a traitor would never sit for long in the Winterfel :) Just like Ironborn douche whose weewee a sick bolton cut off, didn't spent much time ruling Winterfel.
Long live house bolton? Is that why they, in their infinite wisdom, married a Stark? The north knows only one King. And his name is Stark.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

I noticed that the ironborn scout armor is white, but if you come closer to the person wearing it, it shows the texture normally. Don't know why, but that's the case with me.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

It also wouldn't be fun to make a siege fest. What would be the point of bandits and armies if you got somewhere in a flash? you would be able to evade them with ease.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

Go to mod folder and delete font file. It was answered before.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Greyjoy

You mean how a young wolf crushed the mighty lion and caught the Kingslayer? No one would be able to stop the king in the North if the scumbag Bolton and Frey didn't betray him.
No one can tame the North. No one. Robbert's rebellion started over the Northern woman. And even the Stag had trouble taming the north, even with the Starks help.
The North remembers. And traitors and inbreds alike will see that!

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

May I suggest you implement an option to your treasurer or whoever, to send out collectors to get the money from the acres of land you won in different cities? It's a pain to go from Winterfell to Sunspear, and your base is in Pyke. I'm a lord, I should have people doing the collecting :D Besides you could make it like the recruiting, vulnerable to bandit attacks? Although that would make them unable to ever pass the God damn ironborn raiders... Same reason why non of my recruits come back...

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ Battle for Yugoslavia

Ne verujem u nepristrasnost.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

Hmmm unexpected. I didn't play M&B for a while, AC: Rogue was to blame. And now I can't start the M&B launcher. Just the "MaB has stopped working check online for a solution..."
I have no idea why this would happen. I don't remember installing or uninstalling anything... Other than Lightshot for taking SS...
Anyone has any idea as to why this would happen?

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

Since I never got that admin email from your forum, I'll just report things here:
Yep, my companions got killed for real as well. Since Pyke is broken and no troop can climb the walls on either ladders, I am the only one who battles against over 400 Ironborns. Naturally, I'm not a superman. Weapon breaks and even if it didn't there's too many of them. I get knocked out.
I have assaulted the walls of Pyke for over 5 times, chipping away their troops, but they did the same to mine. In the last assault, I had around 20-30 men and that's when I noticed it. Ser C-something was killed by Ironborn sailor. I retreated, opened the Party screen and saw that out of 5 companions I employed, I only had 2. I reloaded and saw that even in that save one companion was missing. Some other "Ser", the one that trains troops and gets along with the Ser C-something.
And just when I upgraded his equipment! Such a shame!
I don't know if this is intended. Maybe they got killed because they got wounded a lot? I did assault Pyke a bunch of times.
Maybe you can put them back in the taverns after some time?

Oh and Ten Towers is also a bit bugged. The bridge connecting two towers with the overly low roof, makes you fall through to the ground.
Aaaand appointing myself a lord of a new holding, the line says "As you wish my lord, number of killed troops will be appointed new lord of this holding"

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

How long does it take to heal a wound? I have a broken leg for quite some time. Or do I need to visit someone, like in Viking Conquest?

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

When I applied hotfix1 to an existing game I played earlier, it caused tavern keepers to become weapon merchants. But if you make a clean mod install and apply the hotfix and start a new game, everything is normal.

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IllusiveSerb
IllusiveSerb - - 47 comments @ A World of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

Did you take any Lords as prisoners? I onces as a freelancer took a grayjoy lord prisoner, and most of the world declared war on me.

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