Using a mix of crazy ideas, style, and music this mod never stops bringing you kick ass RTS fun. C&C Retarded is way more than just tweaking a few units here and there, it is the realization of my ideas without persecution. I make up ideas I know no one else would come up with and implement them into the game.

Report article RSS Feed C&C Retarded: Red Cocaine v1.338 OFFICIAL RELEASE!!

The latest version of C&C Retarded: Red Cocaine v1.338 is now official out for public release. This version includes even more BAMF Units, crazy changes, and out right one of the most fun experiences ever you will have in a Command and Conquer Game.

Posted by TheGunrun on Jun 17th, 2009

C&C Retarded redefines what it means to be a command and conquer game and takes the Red Alert fiction to the extremes. By using a mix of crazy ideas, style, and music this mod never stops bringing you kick ass RTS fun. So many uncountable and awesome changes becomes one hell of an epic game of C&C. The C&C Retarded Mod Series has been known as the De facto mod for achieving the utmost fun in Command and Conquer. The following videos showcase many of the features Red Cocaine brings to the table. Each of them are presented in High Definition for your viewing pleasure.

HD Soviet Promo Video

HD Empire Promo Video:

HD Allied Promo Video:

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Lucífer Jun 17 2009, 9:15pm says:

'gravity inverter tower' ??!

That's... That's... That's GENIUS!

(Also, love the song chosen for the Soviet Promo vid, wish I could find the flash cartoon thing I recognize it from)

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Extirpation Jun 18 2009, 11:52am replied:

but why is that song in German, but then sing about Moscow?...this mod is so crazy even its background music is pure mind screwed genius.

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Nickel_Dare Jun 18 2009, 4:03pm replied:

Yeah .... actualy the songs rock .. if you understand him xD

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Extirpation Jun 18 2009, 11:46pm replied:

From what I recall from ye-old-high-school-class, its about how good Moscow is...and drinking. But I'm not to good with foreign languages.

But its an awesome song.

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windlab Jun 19 2009, 11:57am replied:

Beaten to it by WhiteHawke, but it's Dschinghis Khan - Moskau:

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pyrohamster Jun 17 2009, 9:22pm says:

What is that song i need it. I also thought the harbinger was funny, and the grav tower is indeed awesome.

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WhiteHawke Jun 18 2009, 4:54am replied:

The song is "Moskau" (Moscow) by the German group "Dschinghis Khan".
Look it up, it's not hard to find. Some sort of mini-meme.

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MrTaxikiller Jun 18 2009, 9:37am says:

lol a retarded balance mod :p never saw that I have play the zh version but it was to op if you ask me, but this looks just gr8t!

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ccpproductions Jun 18 2009, 9:51am says:

wow! i love this mod!

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Intolerance.dll Jun 18 2009, 10:51am says:

"Dschingis Dschingis Dschingis Khan"

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edo3 Jun 18 2009, 12:41pm says:

The Gundamn lol

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attackmike Jun 18 2009, 3:20pm says:

somethings in future versions is making models

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ExESGO Jun 19 2009, 8:56am says:

Astig mo pa rin pare!!

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Robots! Jun 19 2009, 11:46pm says:


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InebriaticXP Jun 21 2009, 4:01pm says:


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RyanW2413 Jul 3 2009, 11:31am says:

i wanted a exe file but. it will have to do... wheres the ra3 control center? im no re3 nerd

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