Car-Poral Keys is a retrofuturistic first-person Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, you must race through over 40 different rooms located entirely within your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles. Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the secret power of the lost Originiginal tribe? Find out when Car-poral Keys explodes onto your weathered CRT monitor this [INSERT RELEASE DATE HERE]. WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys. QUALITY NOT ASSURED

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CyborgParrot
CyborgParrot - - 1,733 comments

OMG is that thing supposed to be Ainsley Harriott that Creepy Black Chef!? D:

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Moopium Creator
Moopium - - 74 comments

I prefer creepy chocolate chef, but yes you are correct.

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Lopper
Lopper - - 1,559 comments

hehe yeah bwoi

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Secret_Coming
Secret_Coming - - 1,057 comments

I couldn't make to the end of the video

SORRY MOM

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drvgbugz
drvgbugz - - 276 comments

hahaha that ******* sound when you reload the machine gun had me week.

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