Wulfrik the Wanderer image - Call of Warhammer: Beginning of The End Times mod for Medieval II: Total War: Kingdoms
A standalone expansion of the Call of Warhammer experience. Fewer scripts, unlocked gameplay, brand new factions, new continents, dozens of new units, new music, and much more.
Wulfrik the Wanderer
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"Face me if you dare, stunted whelp, or do you lack even an Elven maid's courage? I thought the Sons of Grungni were great warriors, but perhaps you are no true Dwarf. Indeed, maybe you are instead some breed of bearded goblin, though in truth, I have seen a finer beard on a Troll's back-side."
—Wulfrik the Wanderer to Dwarf King Thurbad Stonebeard, in perfect Khazalid
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That is the best insult I've read in a long time. Congrats on a stunning hero!
He was blessed by the Chaos Gods with the ability to insult anyone in their native tongue so badly they can't refuse to fight him one on one. And to go with that, he was cursed with the task to constantly search the world in his flying ship for the best warriors and kings to challenge and kill for the Gods, taking trophies as he goes.
I bet he won't even make Karl Franz sweat.
Thats the best ability ever. What'd he say to a Skaven?
"your mom was a mouse"
I never got why he would join archaon though since this contradicts his nature..
End times background seems so forced sometimes.
Wulfrik: "Be honest now Henrik, have I overdone it on the skulls?"
Henrik: "Well... now that you mention it..."
Wulfrik "That's a nice shaped head you have on your shoulders Henrik"
Henrik "...(!!!)."
Henrik: "Ah... You look super chief. Top tier Chaos." *(Thumbs up)*
Wulfrik: "Aw shucks, thanks Henrik."
WOW ... words cannot describe how i am excited now ! The Chaos gods must be very pleased with you now ! I love Wulfrik.
"To Khorne he offers up their skulls, to Nurgle the contents of their slit bellies, to Slaanesh their still-beating hearts, and to Tzeentch their dying breath."
best guy to use on the tabletop
:D
Can't wait for the next update. Got a brand new PC and I'm just chomping at the bits to play some more COW:BOTET
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