Chocolate Pocky!~

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya

Gosh, Zaeed...

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Zaeed_Massani
Zaeed_Massani

That blonde bitch is you, by the way! 8>

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мιĸυ Author
мιĸυ

How cute! No wonder Joker got jealous.

~Zatsune

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya

She doesn't even look like me!

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Zaeed_Massani
Zaeed_Massani

Yeah, well that goddamn handsome geezer doesn't exactly look like me, but I know it's us. Blame the goddamn artist for making you look even sluttier. 8>

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya

I'm not buying it...

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight

Deny it all you want, cheerleader. Everyone knows it's you.

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya

Screw you, Hell Knight! >:|

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight

I don't have 10 bucks.

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya

...

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Zaeed_Massani
Zaeed_Massani

Goddamn owned!

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

You don't have to pay me for sex! <3

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight

I'd prefer to use the Simeon launcher on you.

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

I'll pass! D:

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh

Go on, you love him! Or are you singling out a failed abortion. You wouldn't do that, would you? :(

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

The Simeon launcher is scaring me! It can peel the skin off my bones by just touching me! :c

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh

He just wants a hug.... Or would you rather hug some smelly African kiddies? Your choice.

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

I'll just wait for Dwarfy to come back. Then I'll sex things up with him. <3

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight

Smart move.

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh

*Snatches Simeon Launcher out of your hand* NO! I'M DOING THIS MYSELF. *Click* The ****? *Rapid clicking* SHIIIIT! *implodes*

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai

Are you crazy, Bear? Only Hell Knight knows how to operate that thing...

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh

YOU WIN THIS ROUND, MAID ******. HOWEVER I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! Youtube.com

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik

In my cycle, primitives were nothing more than minor slaves. And it was for their own good, for they didn't explode themselves with guns that their minds couldn't comprehend.

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh

I beg to differ, I can comprehend a lot of guns, and have been involved in some secret raids and **** on Al-Quaeda. And I have over 300 confirmed kills with rifles alone.

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik

Boy, I fisted the **** out of 300 Rachni soldiers when I was 10. Aaaaand... 50,000 years later (a.k.a. now), I'm fighting Reapers with my comrade Hell Knight.

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh

You just couldn't shut up, could you? Right now my spies in the CIA are tracking your IP and I will wipe you the **** out. I will drag you out of your house and bring you into a shopping mall and beat you to death with 50,000 different fighting styles and weapons. You're ******* dead, alien.

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Harbinger_The_Reaper
Harbinger_The_Reaper

Pitiful mortal. Javik is my arch rival, and even I, Harbinger the Reaper Overlord, have problems taking him down. Your hope is irrelevant, you will fail.

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik

Interesting... Harbinger is actually giving advice to organics...

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh

That's easy for you to say, but do you have over 300 confirmed kills on taliban scum? No. Do have you been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeyeyadaayyydaida? No. You're dead too, you know that?

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Harbinger_The_Reaper
Harbinger_The_Reaper

300? I have existed for 300 cycles, each which lasted 50,000 years. I have killed and/or enslaved millions of organics per cycle. We are the harbingers of your destruction. What you know as ''Reapers'' are your salvation through destruction. You organics are a genetic mutation, a mistake. We are eternal, we are supreme, we are ageless. You organics exist because we allow it, and you will all die... because we demand it.

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh

Ahem. Excuse me for a second. JAVIK COME AND ******* HELP ME YOU SAUSAGE ROLL!

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik

You threaten me and then you ask me for help? What makes you think I will honor your request?

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh

Because Protheans are modern, sophisticated and futuristic. And they can handle Simeon Launchers. That's why. Plus, Harbringer is your arch enemy, and you hate reapers! Why would you give up the perfect chance to kill him? You know you want to.

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik

Only Hell Knight can handle the Simeon launcher. Besides, Harbinger is still in Dark Space... It will take him years to come to our realm.

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Pffft... when I first saw this I almost fell off my chair.
Poor Joker..

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