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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Feb 9 2014, 9:55am says:

Gosh, Zaeed...

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Zaeed_Massani
Zaeed_Massani Feb 9 2014, 10:00am replied:

That blonde bitch is you, by the way! 8>

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Miku~ Author
Miku~ Feb 9 2014, 10:22am replied:

How cute! No wonder Joker got jealous.

~Zatsune

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Feb 9 2014, 10:33am replied:

She doesn't even look like me!

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Zaeed_Massani
Zaeed_Massani Feb 9 2014, 10:34am replied:

Yeah, well that goddamn handsome geezer doesn't exactly look like me, but I know it's us. Blame the goddamn artist for making you look even sluttier. 8>

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Feb 9 2014, 10:36am replied:

I'm not buying it...

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 9 2014, 10:42am replied:

Deny it all you want, cheerleader. Everyone knows it's you.

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Feb 9 2014, 10:45am replied:

Screw you, Hell Knight! >:|

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 9 2014, 10:46am replied:

I don't have 10 bucks.

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Feb 9 2014, 10:50am replied:

...

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Zaeed_Massani
Zaeed_Massani Feb 9 2014, 10:55am replied:

Goddamn owned!

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai Feb 9 2014, 10:58am replied:

You don't have to pay me for sex! <3

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 9 2014, 11:00am replied:

I'd prefer to use the Simeon launcher on you.

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai Feb 9 2014, 11:05am replied:

I'll pass! D:

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh Feb 9 2014, 11:13am replied:

Go on, you love him! Or are you singling out a failed abortion. You wouldn't do that, would you? :(

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai Feb 9 2014, 11:14am replied:

The Simeon launcher is scaring me! It can peel the skin off my bones by just touching me! :c

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh Feb 9 2014, 11:22am replied:

He just wants a hug.... Or would you rather hug some smelly African kiddies? Your choice.

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai Feb 9 2014, 11:25am replied:

I'll just wait for Dwarfy to come back. Then I'll sex things up with him. <3

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 9 2014, 11:25am replied:

Smart move.

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh Feb 9 2014, 11:35am replied:

*Snatches Simeon Launcher out of your hand* NO! I'M DOING THIS MYSELF. *Click* The ****? *Rapid clicking* SHIIIIT! *implodes*

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai Feb 9 2014, 11:42am replied:

Are you crazy, Bear? Only Hell Knight knows how to operate that thing...

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh Feb 9 2014, 11:45am replied:

YOU WIN THIS ROUND, MAID ******. HOWEVER I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! Youtube.com

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Feb 9 2014, 12:04pm replied:

In my cycle, primitives were nothing more than minor slaves. And it was for their own good, for they didn't explode themselves with guns that their minds couldn't comprehend.

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh Feb 9 2014, 12:10pm replied:

I beg to differ, I can comprehend a lot of guns, and have been involved in some secret raids and **** on Al-Quaeda. And I have over 300 confirmed kills with rifles alone.

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Feb 9 2014, 12:13pm replied:

Boy, I fisted the **** out of 300 Rachni soldiers when I was 10. Aaaaand... 50,000 years later (a.k.a. now), I'm fighting Reapers with my comrade Hell Knight.

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh Feb 9 2014, 12:29pm replied:

You just couldn't shut up, could you? Right now my spies in the CIA are tracking your IP and I will wipe you the **** out. I will drag you out of your house and bring you into a shopping mall and beat you to death with 50,000 different fighting styles and weapons. You're ******* dead, alien.

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Harbinger_The_Reaper
Harbinger_The_Reaper Feb 9 2014, 12:36pm replied:

Pitiful mortal. Javik is my arch rival, and even I, Harbinger the Reaper Overlord, have problems taking him down. Your hope is irrelevant, you will fail.

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Feb 9 2014, 12:37pm replied:

Interesting... Harbinger is actually giving advice to organics...

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh Feb 9 2014, 12:39pm replied:

That's easy for you to say, but do you have over 300 confirmed kills on taliban scum? No. Do have you been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeyeyadaayyydaida? No. You're dead too, you know that?

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Harbinger_The_Reaper
Harbinger_The_Reaper Feb 9 2014, 12:44pm replied:

300? I have existed for 300 cycles, each which lasted 50,000 years. I have killed and/or enslaved millions of organics per cycle. We are the harbingers of your destruction. What you know as ''Reapers'' are your salvation through destruction. You organics are a genetic mutation, a mistake. We are eternal, we are supreme, we are ageless. You organics exist because we allow it, and you will all die... because we demand it.

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh Feb 9 2014, 1:18pm replied:

Ahem. Excuse me for a second. JAVIK COME AND ******* HELP ME YOU SAUSAGE ROLL!

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Feb 9 2014, 1:22pm replied:

You threaten me and then you ask me for help? What makes you think I will honor your request?

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BearGrillsLePosh
BearGrillsLePosh Feb 9 2014, 3:17pm replied:

Because Protheans are modern, sophisticated and futuristic. And they can handle Simeon Launchers. That's why. Plus, Harbringer is your arch enemy, and you hate reapers! Why would you give up the perfect chance to kill him? You know you want to.

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Feb 9 2014, 4:54pm replied:

Only Hell Knight can handle the Simeon launcher. Besides, Harbinger is still in Dark Space... It will take him years to come to our realm.

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Pffft... when I first saw this I almost fell off my chair.
Poor Joker..

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