In my cycle, we had a Prothean version of Steam known as Pream, and it worked flawlessly unlike today's primitive version. We indeed knew how to end video game series, unlike *cough* EA *cough*. We also had no deceases, no bad food, no terrible singers (burn in prison, Justin Bieber), no terrible music, a minimum amount of primitives (10% in fact), teachers were actually doing their jobs, no ******* vampires and so on.
Yeah, in our cycle everything was better in every possible way. Sadly, the Reapers had to ruin everything...
With the extinction of our kind, as if the galaxy started to self-destruct. The primitives took our technology and created what? Drugs. My Little Pony. Justin Bieber (he's an artificial construct, not a real living being). 4chan. I could carry on, but I can't be assed... To put it short: The primitives have damned the galaxy.
I also heard that anime vampires were created with Prothean potions and a bunch of good-for-nothing whores.
Speaking of anime... It kinda bothers me how you know almost every bit of detail about the shows themselves...
It's because I have an obnoxious little sister that begs me to watch the shows with her... The one we're currently spamming comments on her pictures.
I know that feeling... I have a 10-year-old sister that keeps begging me to watch MLP with her. I just simply move slowly to her face with an angry look and I shout out: ''NO! >8C''
Then she starts crying, followed by the typical ''She's your sister, be nice to her!'' from mother and father. I would be nicer if she grew a brain and started remembering that I will NEVER watch that crap!
At least your sister isn't that immature, and isn't begging you to watch MLP...
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This made my day.. Javik FTW