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A young Russian aircraft enthusiast and beginning aircraft engineer////Молодой авиаэнтузиаст и начинающий авиаинженер.
Battle of Pskov
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A young Russian aircraft enthusiast and beginning aircraft engineer////Молодой авиаэнтузиаст и начинающий авиаинженер.
Translation:
Battle of Pskov
Date: 14 of November, 2016
Location: Strugi Krasniye, Pskov
Result: Counter Terrorist win
Factions:
School students | Russian MIA
Commanders:
Unknown | Unknown
Known forces:
2 students | One UAZ, police assault squad
Losses:
2 students | UAZ window
Dedicayed to latest event of two 15 years old retards stealing a db shotgun, killing two dogs, streaming a shootout with police through periscope and doing suicide in the end.
Although I would prefer the MVD translation better. MIA sounds more like missing in action. In my translations the original MVD name somewhat remained.
The police assault squad was a part of the SOBR unit. Although maybe I am exaggerating from the point of view of my professional translations. :/
What on earth...
*Буханка*is an affectionate term in Russian for a dog?
I just want to know because I am academically interested in Russian.
*Буханка* is a people's name given to UAZ Van for it's bulky forms. Literally means "Bread bun"
It's common for Russians to give certain cars nicknames. To cars that took a notable place in Russian society.
Such as:
UAZ would be "Kozel [Kozyol]", which means "Goat"
GAZ-64 is "Bobik"(Common nickname for a dog)
Cargo variant of UAZ Van is "Pill"
VAZ 2106 - Shaha
Moskvitch models have different nicknames - Pazniy(The Late One), Sraniy(A swear pun on word Raniy(The Early One)), Gnilogor(The Rotten Mountain, as they rot very fast)
As for foreign ones:
Ford Focus and Hyundai Solaris are Kreditopomoiki(Rental Trash Bins)
Extremely expensive ones are Pontorezki(Cars to show off)
Toyota Mark 2 would be something like Streetlight Hunter. Because local drift-retards are known for crashing their Mark IIs into the streetlights
Nissan Silvia is Sliva(Plum)
Very interesting !
Thank you. :)
Streetlight hunters, awesome haha.
As an owner of a Toyota MR2 SW20 I know that feel.
You own MR2 SW20
God, that is awesome
Such cars are adored here
I myself wanted to get my hands on an old MR2 someday, they are cheap here
But I'm Nissan person, so I want to have R30 RS Turbo someday
Why not both?
Nah, seriously though, Nissans are fantastic vehicles, I regard both as legendary.
I currently have the MR2 on jacks as the head is in need of replacement, and the car in general needs an overhaul. So I am now driving a low kms 91 Levin with the sport suspension, quite an outstanding little beastie.
Nice to know that someone else adores Japanese vehicles
My dad always liked them, my entire family is Mitsubishi type, except me
Dad always called european vehicles unreasonably expensive in maintaining, expecially BMW and Audi
Eurotrash is the name they get down here... they never last long on our roads, and they're a logistical pain in the behind.