Quotes in French will stay French. Ha ha ha. Go look on Google xD.
Anyway, heres the list:
-If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? -Scott Adams
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. -Anon
Travailler dur n'a jamais tué personne, mais pourquoi prendre le risque? -Edgar Bergen
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. -André Gide
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Douglas Adams
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -A. Whitney Brown
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
La facilité de parler est souvent l'impuissance de se taire.
Si tu fais le mal ...Fais le bien...Car le mal bien fait ....Fais bien moins mal !
Tous les ans, il y a de plus en plus de cons. Mais cette année, je crois que les cons de l'année prochaine sont déjà là.
Pourquoi contredire une femme ? Il est tellement plus simple d'attendre qu'elle change d'avis !
Un proverbe chinois dit que lorsqu'on a plus rien à dire, on cite généralement un proverbe chinois...
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery -Homer Simpson
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
The list will be updated when I feel like it. Bad day all xD.