Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
A primitive escort...
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Javik wanted a mission, so I gave him one. But he seems unhappy about it.
Of course I'd be unhappy! The people I was escorting were primitives! I mean, a drunk-*** biker, a prostitute cheerleader, a Gibus Scout walking on his arms and a random baby Cacodemon. And on the top of that, you sent the Retarded Black Dude with me again! I'm really starting to hate him, he stole my fish last night, and shoved it in his ear...
Well... the black dude was the only one available. Plus, out of all these people shown here, he's the only one that will watch your back. WITH PANS!
Are you sure he isn't watching my butt instead...
No, he's not. He may be retarded, but he isn't gay...
L4D Beta Francis, and Zoey with Juliet's outfit? Where did you find them?
Both are from Facepunch. Francis can be found in the workshop too. And he's the only Francis model that actually works for me...
Oh, I see. Also, that baby Cacodemon is soooo cute! <3
Did you get that from Facepunch too?
No, the Cacodemon is from garrysmod.org actually. And it's quite bigger, I only resized it for this pose.
What the hell is Scout even..
His head is a *****.