5 Unbelievably Strong and Annoying Bastards in my Favorite Games
Since my past experience, there are lots game boss or freakin antagonist that can give me some headache while playing my favorite games. Various factors made them unbelievably strong, overpowered, annoying, cheapest, etc. Some of them can also make my just want to stop playing for few days or almost throw my controllers. Since there are tons of them, here i only mentioned 5 worst ones that give me hell nightmare. Well i won't talk much about this bullshit, but i'll give you high respect for your visit to this crappy blog anyway XD
1. Yiazmat from game Final Fantasy XII (Playstation 2)
This is one of the damn uber toughest boss in final fantasy XII. You may be curious why. Ok then I'll let you know, this fucker has the toughest hit points. You can ask, "Oh really, how much?" I can answer 50.000.000 hitpoints is too "little" for you. I am not kidding, even with your fully geared and very high level characters, you cant bring this monster down in 30 minutes. Remember, Final fantasy has its own rule: 9999 is YOUR MAX DAMAGE. I could manage to take down a "boss" in world of warcraft with 30 millions hp but 10 minutes is enough because WoW is about "GangFest". Well it's another story. In Final Fantasy XII, only 3 characters allowed to finish this bastard. You should note that this bastard is the toughest in Final Fantasy series (Thank you Square-Enix). The good point is, this is an optional boss in side quests, you don't have to face him if you are too scared enough. If you are really godlike characters, tell me if you could do this in 15 minutes and send me the link to your video in youtube as a proof XD
2. Magaki from The King of Fighters XI (Playstation 2)
One of the cheapest boss in the series, in my opinion. This bastard's sole purpose is annoying you to the max level. Most people said Original Zero or Igniz are both the cheapest. But i couldn't find any difficulty to take down those two if you know how to knock them down. Different from those two, this bastard love to spam cheap attacks like teleport ball, portal hand attack to grab your butt and even worse, spam ALL SCREEN attack whenever his power gauge is full. Forget to guard his attack and you are history, trust me those attacks ain't a joke. AND he knows when he does it, perfectly. XD
3. Lu Bu from Dynasty Warrior series (multi console)
Who the hell is this "Lu Bu?" You ain't stupid enought to ask me such question, right? Well, this fucker showed his butt in every "Dynasty Warrior" series. He is displayed as cruel bastard, with his neck-slasher halberd with unbelievably attack range. He is always in rage mode a.k.a ready to smack some butt. He loved to chase you every time he spotted your sorry butt within 3 miles away. We all knew that his AI is stupid, yeah we can say that knowing his attack move makes him look like a kid chasing you. Then why don't we change the difficulty to the highest difficulty, face him head on and feel like a kid again. Whoops, 2-3 critical hits from his attack is enough to send your character to nearest hospital (retry system window).
4. Night Terror from Soul Calibur 3 (Playstation 2)
Ever imagine why his name is night terror? The answer is obvious enough. He is there to bring real nightmare to your fighting game world. Story about a good sword clashed with an evil sword, and the energy released caused other hellish entity to be reborn, as final boss. In my opinion, this is also one annoying and difficult bastard. Annoying because you cannot EVER lose a single battle in story mode to face this fucker. Other factor that made this way also annoying is you also need to face annoying opponent before him, that owl head martial art maniac named "Olcadan". Thats for the route. After putting much effort, feel free to visit Night Terror as your real "Night Terror". Hard, Night Terror himself is also hard, you can't defeat him with "Ring Out". Thanks to those pair of angel-like-wings. The only way is using old fashioned way, beating him until out of equation. Sounds preay easy huh?
5. Red Falcon from Contra series (NES and SNES consoles)
Who can forget the Red Falcon. The famous antagonist from Contra series, whose minions love to touch you with 1 hit and you lied on the ground lamenting what mistake you have done to the game. One friendly touch from running enemy can insta-kill you, yeah, 1 touch literally. This fucker and his minions finally defeated in Contra 3: Alien Wars. Ever play it? If you play the first and the second that were released in NES system, you should check it out. If you only have the Playstation 2 game, it should be enough. Lets play this game with NO DEATH from start, dodging those aliens to the final boss, then you are true badass who should wear gold medal. That what makes this game the hardest game ever existed in game world. Oh well i guess i should play this game again.
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