Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Hm, shower for me.
That's where I wax my carrot :P
HAHA! ME TOO!
NOW WHO SAID MEN CAN'T MULTITASK!
Hm, beating the sausage while pondering my existence... there's a first time for everything! :D
you know where i do it?? i dont,cuz i have a girlfriend
Well I get ***** everyday and they aren't always in the mood. Besides, I need some way to relieve my weird fantasies that would be considered a crime in real life. :)
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