French mod player.

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sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 30 2011, 5:18pm buried:

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INSANE. This mod is INSANE.
Release date : 21st of december, 2012.

-5 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 30 2011, 5:15pm buried:

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The mod is a bee!! Not the bees!! Not the bees!!! They're in my eyes!! My eyes!!!

-5 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 30 2011, 12:36pm replied:

The Messiah is reborn!

-2 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 30 2011, 6:52am replied:

Schrödinger's cat to stay in Valve Spirit.
BMS is both Dead and alive. No One knows Besides those in the box with the cat.

+1 vote   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 29 2011, 6:01pm says:

As I said, I've not yet received the script of the mod to be translated in my langage... So I guess it's not finished yet...
Trolls can go elsewhere...

-3 votes   game: Cry of Fear
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 29 2011, 12:23pm replied:

I'm still waiting for the script to be translated, so...

+2 votes   game: Cry of Fear
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 29 2011, 8:24am buried:

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OK, the joke is over. I'm One of the BMS dev's and I wanted to test the faith of our fans. You've won, we now see that you are the best fans of the World. We'll release the mod this year, and on moddb too.

Have faith, the end is near...

-9 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 28 2011, 2:53pm buried:

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You know what's the 2011 mod situation for HL? Countless over ambitious mod's taking years to be developped.
BMS? 6 years!!!
Opposing Force 2?? 4 years!!!
Underhell??? A prologue in 4 years!!!
Human Error??? Épisode 2 in... 2012, 2013?
1187??? Episode 2 in 2012!!!
Etc...

This is a painful situation. Even if these mod's are excellent, since 2010 there aren't many "other" interesting, average mod's... If any.... Even mission improbable 3 is delayed...
Sooooo... I'm waiting... And the must funny thing to do is...

-9 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 28 2011, 8:57am replied:

prophets of the Truth about BMS, help me!! Increase my karma!! The more votes I have, the more I'm powerful!!

-4 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 28 2011, 7:59am says:

Hello Black Mesa fools!

We *** into your mouth once again with no update. It's now the middle of 2011, and we know many of you bitchs have literally counted the days down until this fateful mindfuck. We are floored by the level of idiocy you have given us and are very excited we're so close to reaching the G-point of your momma's.

Unfortunately, to our great enjoyment, Black Mesa will not make a 2999 release.

Mrkarma may now rejoice, death notes may be collected, and I think a mod team member has to eat your girlfriend's pussy, but we hope our loyal Xsantosis will forgive us and realize that the delay will translate into a better final anal rape that's (ecsaticly) more easily painful to him.

Once again we do not apologize for what has to be very disappointing and amateurish work. We placed a "never release alive" deadline on ourselves to flagellate us and bring this 2000 year project to a close. And while we didn't quite make it with xsantosis, we have come very close and you can expect a complete, polished ****** to hit your girlfriend's vagina in the near future. We'll be sure and update if anything changes. Until then, you're so tight fans, it's cuming!
.

-1 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 28 2011, 3:46am replied:

what mod?

+2 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 27 2011, 5:44pm replied:

I'm reporting xsantosis for being the worst "happy" troll ever and not even funny.
Youtube.com : THIS is for you, Xsantoshit.

+1 vote   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 27 2011, 3:50pm says:

DEAD

-2 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 26 2011, 4:37pm says:

Q : Why do you come to this page knowing it's not here that you'll see updates, dev's to talk with them, etc...?

A : Because you're the greatest band of ********* I've ever seen.

Addendum : DEAD.

-3 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 26 2011, 2:56pm says:

You scared me well during DW Episode 1, Nightmare House 2 was a masterpiece, Underhell Prologue nearly killed me in that haunted house, so I'm sure DW2 will be a shocking experience as well!!!

+1 vote   media: DangerousWorld 2 Fear - teaser
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 26 2011, 2:53pm says:

AT LAST, NEWS FROM YOU!!! Ha, can't wait to play this :)

+1 vote   media: DangerousWorld 2 Fear - teaser
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 26 2011, 2:52pm replied:

It will come out when Raminator will make his own coming out.

-4 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 26 2011, 6:23am buried:

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I went to church this morning, I kneeled before God, I prayed and He spoke to me, He said : "Hear my words, for when the Lord say "Black Mesa will never be released", you'll have to acknowledge this sentence and spread my message to the world".

And, so, I'm doing it right now.

-6 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 25 2011, 11:21am buried:

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Black Mesa is out, BLOOD Mesa is born.

Now trembled before your death. For be it my mod, or be it your blood, DEAD will be the last word that you'll ever see.

-9 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 25 2011, 8:21am buried:

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DEAD as this mod http://www.moddb.com/mods/duty-callssource

CRAP like this mod http://www.moddb.com/mods/mystery-combat-man

-12 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 23 2011, 6:24pm buried:

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People are not funny here :(

-6 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 23 2011, 12:25pm buried:

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http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_(video_game)

the most pertinent webpage on BMS ever.

-5 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 23 2011, 8:49am says:

Hey, hey, I've a good one :
Q : What's the difference between BMS and a rotting corpse in the closet, forgotten by all?
A : Nothing.

-2 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 23 2011, 8:48am replied:

That's because I'm the funniest moddb member of all time :) Thumbs up this, I'm getting over the top this summer, with magical posts past midnight after getting completly drunk and sun-stroken!!!

-4 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 22 2011, 5:17pm buried:

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Holy ****, they've posted the system requirements : http://isblackmesasourcedead.com

Windows Deadsta or deader
6,66 Ghz Dead Core Processor
7 Gb of RAM (for Requiescat Amen Mortality)
666 Gb hard dead space
NVIDEAD GeForce 9300 MZ+ Dualizer Washing Machine with triple laser pulsors, or deader.

Price : FREE??? Kidding TROLOLOLOLOL. You can bet 150,000 $$$ to buy one of the 10 released copies of BMS, or you can bet your momma's vagina if she's a MILF. Even your sister if she's not underage!

-12 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 22 2011, 5:15pm buried:

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Yeah, IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT US, JOIN US!

-5 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 22 2011, 5:08pm replied:

I never lose hope (hospital). Valve Time + Mod Time = Duke Nukem Forever Time.

-1 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 21 2011, 7:42pm buried:

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Since 2009 We've been taking everything the dev' said with good humour you know.

-5 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 21 2011, 2:44pm replied:

He's unstoppable.

-1 votes   mod: Black Mesa
sarevokh
sarevokh Jun 21 2011, 9:11am replied:

Yes, Why do I keep believing? You're right, it's DEAD!

-1 votes   mod: Black Mesa
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