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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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INSANE. This mod is INSANE.
Release date : 21st of december, 2012.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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The mod is a bee!! Not the bees!! Not the bees!!! They're in my eyes!! My eyes!!!

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

The Messiah is reborn!

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

Schrödinger's cat to stay in Valve Spirit.
BMS is both Dead and alive. No One knows Besides those in the box with the cat.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Cry of Fear

As I said, I've not yet received the script of the mod to be translated in my langage... So I guess it's not finished yet...
Trolls can go elsewhere...

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Cry of Fear

I'm still waiting for the script to be translated, so...

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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OK, the joke is over. I'm One of the BMS dev's and I wanted to test the faith of our fans. You've won, we now see that you are the best fans of the World. We'll release the mod this year, and on moddb too.

Have faith, the end is near...

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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You know what's the 2011 mod situation for HL? Countless over ambitious mod's taking years to be developped.
BMS? 6 years!!!
Opposing Force 2?? 4 years!!!
Underhell??? A prologue in 4 years!!!
Human Error??? Épisode 2 in... 2012, 2013?
1187??? Episode 2 in 2012!!!
Etc...

This is a painful situation. Even if these mod's are excellent, since 2010 there aren't many "other" interesting, average mod's... If any.... Even mission improbable 3 is delayed...
Sooooo... I'm waiting... And the must funny thing to do is...

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

prophets of the Truth about BMS, help me!! Increase my karma!! The more votes I have, the more I'm powerful!!

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

Hello Black Mesa fools!

We *** into your mouth once again with no update. It's now the middle of 2011, and we know many of you bitchs have literally counted the days down until this fateful mindfuck. We are floored by the level of idiocy you have given us and are very excited we're so close to reaching the G-point of your momma's.

Unfortunately, to our great enjoyment, Black Mesa will not make a 2999 release.

Mrkarma may now rejoice, death notes may be collected, and I think a mod team member has to eat your girlfriend's pussy, but we hope our loyal Xsantosis will forgive us and realize that the delay will translate into a better final anal rape that's (ecsaticly) more easily painful to him.

Once again we do not apologize for what has to be very disappointing and amateurish work. We placed a "never release alive" deadline on ourselves to flagellate us and bring this 2000 year project to a close. And while we didn't quite make it with xsantosis, we have come very close and you can expect a complete, polished ****** to hit your girlfriend's vagina in the near future. We'll be sure and update if anything changes. Until then, you're so tight fans, it's cuming!
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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

what mod?

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

I'm reporting xsantosis for being the worst "happy" troll ever and not even funny.
Youtube.com : THIS is for you, Xsantoshit.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

DEAD

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

Q : Why do you come to this page knowing it's not here that you'll see updates, dev's to talk with them, etc...?

A : Because you're the greatest band of ********* I've ever seen.

Addendum : DEAD.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ DangerousWorld 2 Fear - teaser

You scared me well during DW Episode 1, Nightmare House 2 was a masterpiece, Underhell Prologue nearly killed me in that haunted house, so I'm sure DW2 will be a shocking experience as well!!!

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ DangerousWorld 2 Fear - teaser

AT LAST, NEWS FROM YOU!!! Ha, can't wait to play this :)

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

It will come out when Raminator will make his own coming out.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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I went to church this morning, I kneeled before God, I prayed and He spoke to me, He said : "Hear my words, for when the Lord say "Black Mesa will never be released", you'll have to acknowledge this sentence and spread my message to the world".

And, so, I'm doing it right now.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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Black Mesa is out, BLOOD Mesa is born.

Now trembled before your death. For be it my mod, or be it your blood, DEAD will be the last word that you'll ever see.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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DEAD as this mod http://www.moddb.com/mods/duty-callssource

CRAP like this mod http://www.moddb.com/mods/mystery-combat-man

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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People are not funny here :(

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_(video_game)

the most pertinent webpage on BMS ever.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

Hey, hey, I've a good one :
Q : What's the difference between BMS and a rotting corpse in the closet, forgotten by all?
A : Nothing.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

That's because I'm the funniest moddb member of all time :) Thumbs up this, I'm getting over the top this summer, with magical posts past midnight after getting completly drunk and sun-stroken!!!

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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Holy ****, they've posted the system requirements : http://isblackmesasourcedead.com

Windows Deadsta or deader
6,66 Ghz Dead Core Processor
7 Gb of RAM (for Requiescat Amen Mortality)
666 Gb hard dead space
NVIDEAD GeForce 9300 MZ+ Dualizer Washing Machine with triple laser pulsors, or deader.

Price : FREE??? Kidding TROLOLOLOLOL. You can bet 150,000 $$$ to buy one of the 10 released copies of BMS, or you can bet your momma's vagina if she's a MILF. Even your sister if she's not underage!

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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Yeah, IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT US, JOIN US!

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

I never lose hope (hospital). Valve Time + Mod Time = Duke Nukem Forever Time.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

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Since 2009 We've been taking everything the dev' said with good humour you know.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

He's unstoppable.

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sarevokh
sarevokh @ Black Mesa

Yes, Why do I keep believing? You're right, it's DEAD!

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