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'Twas the day of Exterminatus,
and from under his crown,
the Planetary Governor was screaming,
"Good god, let me down!"
From his wrists he was hung,
with Inquisitorial care.
His body was branded:
"Filthy heretics, beware!"
Torquemada's hammer,
in his grip it was snug.
Ready to purge this world,
and sweep it under the rug.
So he took a great swing,
and the Governor did splatter.
Another betrayer was dead,
his head on a platter.
The whole planet was tainted,
it was too plain to see.
"All the demons of Chaos,
burned alive shall you be!"
Back to his ship,
to arm all his missiles.
Coteaz sighed and launched,
his explosive holiday wishes.
So as the galaxy burns,
and planets do fall,
I wish a Merry Christmas to all!
2014 is going to be an exciting year!
Kharn, dictating a letter to Santa:
Dear Santa! During this year I was a diligent follower of the BLUD GAWD! Argh-rrhr! I spilled BLOOD in his name, KILLED!!! MAIMED!!! BURNT!!! billions loyalist DAWGS of the False Empe... emperor, pillaged millions skulls for the SKULL TRONE and annihilated thousands worlds! Mwarhghg-rghg! I've already decorated my New Year's tree with fresh severd skulls of PATHETIC loyalist SPESS MARINES! The tree itself is thrusted into the heart of the follower of paltry Slaanesh and the top of the tree is decorated with a head of the follower of two-faced Tzeentch!!! ENOUGH! Here is my wish list:
- New chain axe from the Dark age of technology, which will slice loyalist SCUMS into hundreds small pieces! (1 unit)
- New plasma pistol from the Dark age of technology, which will leave only skulls from the emperor's LAPDAWGZ! (1 unit)
- MOAR BLOOD to be spilled! (tons)
- MOAR SKULLS to be pillaged! (billions)
- MOAR worlds to be destroyed! (thousands)
- ENEMIES! More enemies! (unlimited)
- And a new writer... this one is dead...