For everyone that likes Warhammer 40k Tabletop and Dawn of War Games or anything to do with Warhammer 40K.
"We have arrived, and it is now that we must preform our charge. In fealty of the Gaben Emprah, our undying lord, and the grace of the golden Valve corp, I hereby declare winter sale upon the master race world of Peronalum Computerus. I hereby sign the death warrant of E.A's Origin, and consign a billion wallets to oblivion. May Imperial justice destroy your bank-account balance. May Gaben protect."
The Half-Life Heresy happened when the Imperium of Valve failed to count to 3.
Now the Gaben-Emperor of Valve sits immobile on the Golden Crate, sustained by thousands of Steam/TF2 Hat sales every day.
"May he smite Ubisoftuis Dominicus,Vision Acti and Elektrikus Artus.
With his fury the reign of Consoles be purged and the Great Eye of Peasantry be closed forever more."
-Saint Totalus Biscuit
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