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I'm very familiar with the Pew Research center and could not find this article anywhere. The Onion didn't bother to cite the report so readers don't have the ability to check the accuracy of the Onion's story.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann

Dude, just the fact that The Onion confirms it is enough. The Onion is the most trust worthy news source in America.

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InsanityPays
InsanityPays

It's more accurate than foxnews

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According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis shows that you are currently the citizen of an objectively humiliating nation wreathed in a miasma of pettiness, sloth, rank stupidity, and failure,” the report read in part, adding that this—this goddamned disgrace of a culture and system of government, if that’s what you call whatever the hell this is—is where you live, where you are from, and where you will likely die. “Decline and dysfunction are currently the first things people across the world think of when they hear the name of your place of origin, and, by association, these are the first words that would come to mind when they think of you as well.” The report concluded that there isn’t a whole hell of a lot you can do about it either.

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