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Goliath
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that's a terrorist tank
These things are BRUTAL on CoH.. bit flimsy in real life though :/
they beat the AT dogs anytime
2 soldiers:
(The typical sound of a caterpillar track)
1 soldier:Aah a goliath is coming!!!
2 soldier: Where!! distance?
1: two kilometer
2: Oh ****, it is coming a average speed of 9 km/h What do we do?
1: I DON'T KNOWWWW AAAAAA!!!!!
2: don't worry, Goliath ran out of cable....xD
All you had to do to stop them was cut the wires haha, even an accurate artillery barrage could cut the cable XD
Wouldn't it make sense if this was called David and not Goliath?
I mean David is the little one that beat the big Goliath! o_O
That's the irony of it.
by the reason that the germans considered the name David like very jewis
Or the same reason as why the germans named their tanks after huge cats, like the Tiger and Panther but named their epic Landkreuzers after their prey: Maus (Mouse) and Ratte (Rat). Namely good sense of humour :D
And then they go nickname Monty's army in North Africa the Desert Rats.. and the proceed to get their arses wopped in El Alamein by said army :3 Irony indeed ;D
ah yes, the Goliath. A landmine on treads. hm, someone could probably make it work today if they wanted it to.
torpedos on treads
very nice weapon in CoH~ lol.....
Hey its better than japans landmine school children :D