This is a group for all PC gamers from all gaming generations. From the time of PCs like the Comadore 64 to the modern PCs. By PC i don't mean just Windows, I mean them all like Mac and Linux.
Lord Gaben came to me in a vision late one evening...
Posted by ComradeWinston on Sep 26th, 2013
_____/\ Valve (Ruling Family of the PC Master Race)
____/__\ PC Dedicated (Royal Families)
___/____\ Platform Neutral (Citizenry)
__/______\ Console Dedicated (Peasants)
_/________\ Bad/Late Console Porters (Heretics)
/__________\ Facebook Game Creators (Xenos)
Valve (among other more obscure PC retailers): They hold together the PC. Valve is the Omega. The all powerful. The eternal. This is where your library of games is and forever shall be.
PC Dedicated Developers (ex. Roberts Space Industries): They are the designers of our world. Our creators. They forge the realms upon which we stride and battle upon. No amount of potential to-purchase content is beyond reason unless the initial content is lacking, the prices unfair, or its purchase would warp the very ecosystem of the game. Support them to the lint filled corners of your wallet, so long as they support you.
Platform Neutral (ex. Ubisoft): These build for all, and when their games do come to PC they are at least functioning better than the console version, given the PC's superiority in power textures will be refined and in totality run better/more smoothly. If their monetary practices are sound, give them your money; just not all of it.
Console Dedicated: Those who deny the PC their works and loose then upon only consoles are hardly worth note. They are the lesser race, those who supply the peasants the crumbs they see as nourishment. These lesser creators often strive for nothing more than the lowest common denominator and have little to no personality in their games.
Bad/Late Console Porters (ex. Rockstar): There are some who still wish to gain monetary gain from all platforms, yet only focus on the largest mass of profit. These are the Heretics. They blatantly care only for your money, will delay a PC release for an extended period of time and even then sometimes the game will be in a dismal state. The ones who take this route deserve nothing; obtain the game by whatever means you deem appropriate and expend mercy as you see fit though they deserve none. Let the heretics feed the pyre of those who oppose the PC Master Race.
Facebook Game Creators: Suffer not the heretic, though above all waste not a cell in your brain upon the thought of the xenos who fund, develop, or play Facebook games.
(ElfFriend originally came up with the pyramid hierarchy; I made one thereafter for Producers & Developers)