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Posted by KiwiWarrior on Mar 28th, 2010

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called wedding cake.

Q:Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Q; Why did God create man before woman?
A:Because your always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

Ok this post is 50/50 so no one should be mad at this i tryed to find jokes that go with the odd-side number

there will be one other post soon about just normal jokes

OK if some one don't like this post just pm me and i will delete it ASP

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jjawinte Mar 29 2010, 7:11am says:

Well of course I love these !

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Admiral-165 Mar 29 2010, 4:43pm says:

i'm offened by these! :P J/K lol

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KiwiWarrior Mar 30 2010, 12:35am replied:

lol KiwiWarrior deletes Admiral-165 comment lol joke

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AlCool Apr 1 2010, 11:24am says:

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand ZING!

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