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Airline ticket office, Copenhagen : WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. In a Bangkok temple : IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge , Norway : LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctors office, Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Posted by Admiral_Skeybar on Apr 16th, 2012

Language Fails

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

In a Bangkok temple :
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge , Norway :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctors office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant :
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom :
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant :
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a cemetery :
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations :
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant :
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo bar :
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery :
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

A laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 Apr 17 2012, 6:17am says:

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

I can see why there are so many Japanese maid P-videos out there XD.

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Apr 17 2012, 7:11am replied:

I knew that would be the first one people would point out. I just knew it... ^^

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128 Apr 17 2012, 6:23am says:

Lol. Sometimes people should just refrain from speaking english at all if they can't do it properly.

But then again, there would be nothing to laugh at xD

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hellodean
hellodean Apr 17 2012, 7:37am says:

i saw one once (at a hotel) that read *something like*

"if you break the terms and conditions you will be terminated"

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Reborn:X
Reborn:X Apr 17 2012, 8:13am says:

That hotel in Yugoslavia one was the best.

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Sanguinius
Sanguinius Apr 17 2012, 3:24pm replied:

It's not hotel in Yugoslavia it's "Hotel Yugoslavia"...and it's in Serbia :P

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit Apr 17 2012, 6:53pm replied:

Even the name and location are misleading XD

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DARK_Raven64
DARK_Raven64 Apr 17 2012, 9:23am says:

thats quite funny

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Soilworker78
Soilworker78 Apr 17 2012, 10:22am says:

I have a book with all kinds of misspellings and all kinds of writing fails... I suppose you have got this from a similar book Skeybar?

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Apr 20 2012, 9:54am replied:

Just found it on the internetz =)

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cW#Ravenblood
cW#Ravenblood Apr 17 2012, 10:29am says:

Well, or a German Coffee Shop said:

Coffee to go, from now on also for takeaway.

*bad translation lol*

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Sanguinius
Sanguinius Apr 17 2012, 3:22pm says:

Hmmm i was in hotel Yugoslavia 1000 times and i never saw that phrase...still funny tho :D

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Mdhneo007
Mdhneo007 Apr 17 2012, 4:55pm says:

Just gotta love the one in Rome. Go Italians! XD

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Apr 17 2012, 5:54pm says:

"A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest"

Was my favorite, because of the line:

"PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN,"

Because they had to clarify...

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The-Kommandant
The-Kommandant Apr 17 2012, 6:04pm says:

Remind me never to eat breakfast while reading these :/

+6 votes     reply to comment
GOD_MAN
GOD_MAN Dec 15 2012, 8:35am says:

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ***?"

AHAHAHAHAH THIS IS ******* RIDICULOUS!

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KhevaKins
KhevaKins Jan 5 2013, 4:50am says:

Ebay is pretty bad. From Hong Kong Return policy page (via google translate obviously)

Shipping:All projects will receive payment and will be transported 48 business hours inside. Be transported by the airmail of the international standard (besides Saturday and Sunday), it will usually take 19-28 days, may delay another week sometimes, the national customs about you.

Reminder:If you have any interrogation , please contact us. We will answer and all interrogate and solve any problem within 24 hours.

Send us or open any dispute on PayPal before the ones that please leave any are denied and responded.

We care about our honour customer, and will always try to help you. So if you have any questions, please send the E-mail to us at once.

Seems legit
At least their stuff is cheap.
i may have to interrogate them though
but at least you receive payment with your project

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