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CommanderDef
CommanderDef

the last weapon I used were tanks... how can zombie get into a tank?

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

Damn i used a staff with 50 dmg fireballs in skyrim and the last person i texted was my granny, yeah i'm totally ok >.>

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour

when a lucky zombie 'accidentally' managed to open the hatch? D:

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript

So... now I have unlimited broadswords, yaay! =) Worder how this **** is going to work. If I have unlimited broadswords I'll probably build a steel fortess out of them. Also I'll make some longsword-bows which I will use to shoot swords like arrows =) Think of the possibilities! Man!

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour

that is genious!

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

Overlord or battlemaster? Because size matters...

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Jack__Sparrow
Jack__Sparrow

i think that would be ACR o yeha zobies watch out!

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501stcaptainrex
501stcaptainrex

Well id be using the death star.

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501stcaptainrex
501stcaptainrex

Well id be using the death star.

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo

Well you'd be using the Death Star.

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Admiral-165
Admiral-165

well he'd be using the death star.

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour

this could easily turn into a viral song xD

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour

So my gf and my weapon will be Rx4 Storm SD (equipped with a grenade launcher) <- from Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2)... Not half bad so not as screwed lol

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kijebe
kijebe

so wait, a god like hand and my best friend?

yeah!

(black & white 2)

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Calgar
Calgar

Wait? I get a space ship? Yep, I'm fine with this. And the last person I texted is fit as hell, this terms are acceptable.

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((;^GrimReaper^;))
((;^GrimReaper^;))

try a Cobra from BF3 and my friend...i am good

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK

Last game I played was SW Republic Commando, so my weapon would be a repeating blaster, sniper and grenade launcher all in one.

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Garyn Dakari

I'd be using that crazy shotgun from Mass Effect.

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jokamo
jokamo

nice girl and an orbital bombardment.....yes please!!!!!

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef

it can be worse. My last SMS was for my grandma... But the guy with god's hand, rofl!

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TrashCan-Man23
TrashCan-Man23

Looks like I'm screwed, last weapon I used in a game was Dual Pistols.

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MasterJason
MasterJason

[Gundam for the win]

[Zombies hate giant robots]

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ

Oh yeah, I used the Wunderwaffe DG-2 :D

No actually I believe it would be a kar98k with a bayonet.

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lexyz123
lexyz123

My sis and a lot of fire spells, nice!

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Sarge_Rho
Sarge_Rho

dual-wield gattling pistols.

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Yuribeard7
Yuribeard7

Well I used a Barrette M95 or a GOL Sniper Magnum and the last person I sent a text to is a friend of mine from the USAF. As long as I can keep a good distance from the zombies I'll be fine.

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French_Fry
French_Fry

YEAH BABY! DOUBLE HIDDEN BLADES! WITH ALL ATTACHMENTS! Infinite poison and bullets

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Ojewejoriei
Ojewejoriei

Hmm..
My grandma and a Dual Portal Device...

wait, that does mean I can go stand in a white room and make an infinite and impenetrable shower of zombie corpses! OHYEAH 8D

(or just set an easy trap consisting of one portal in the doorway and one portal on the moon ^^)

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Harrier_Jumpjet
Harrier_Jumpjet

Last weapon i used was HK-21

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romnus
romnus

Crap... Last weapon I used was a muddy AK-47 that is prone to frequent jamming and will explode if fired too quickly... Thanks a lot Far Cry 2!!! :( Which isn't a good game anyways, got it for five bucks at gamestop. :(

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destroyer00404
destroyer00404

i got an ancient nord sword of cold in my right hand and fire spell in my left (skyrim) and a nice girl, awesome combo =D

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Kappp
Kappp

A drum-mag PPSH-41 from Ro2 and a hot chick for company, not that screwed :D

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deathparadeNL
deathparadeNL

ooow... um predator drones and my brother NOT BAD!

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matthews445
matthews445

Last used Garry's Mod's Admin Weapon =D

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liberty_wings
liberty_wings

**** yeah! An M240B and an hippie girl who's friend of mine! AWESOME!

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo

My weapon would be some tentacles and my buddy would be ITV1...

**** YOU OCTODAD AND **** YOU I'M A CELEB!

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onkeldanny
onkeldanny

my mom and a M4, thank god for BF3

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Sgt_V3n0m
Sgt_V3n0m

The last person I texted was a good friend of mine, and my ship in Star Trek Online. I'm good blasting them with my 3 Dual Heavy Cannons from orbit. :D

And if they're ON the ship, thank god for Jefferies Tubes to pick them off with weapons gathered from the Armoury!

:D

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Pvt_Pirate
Pvt_Pirate

****, the last weapon i used was a stonesword :O FFFFUUUUUUUUU
damn minecraft now im screwed :(

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