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the last weapon I used were tanks... how can zombie get into a tank?
Damn i used a staff with 50 dmg fireballs in skyrim and the last person i texted was my granny, yeah i'm totally ok >.>
when a lucky zombie 'accidentally' managed to open the hatch? D:
So... now I have unlimited broadswords, yaay! =) Worder how this **** is going to work. If I have unlimited broadswords I'll probably build a steel fortess out of them. Also I'll make some longsword-bows which I will use to shoot swords like arrows =) Think of the possibilities! Man!
that is genious!
Overlord or battlemaster? Because size matters...
i think that would be ACR o yeha zobies watch out!
Well id be using the death star.
Well you'd be using the Death Star.
well he'd be using the death star.
this could easily turn into a viral song xD
So my gf and my weapon will be Rx4 Storm SD (equipped with a grenade launcher) <- from Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2)... Not half bad so not as screwed lol
so wait, a god like hand and my best friend?
(black & white 2)
Wait? I get a space ship? Yep, I'm fine with this. And the last person I texted is fit as hell, this terms are acceptable.
try a Cobra from BF3 and my friend...i am good
Last game I played was SW Republic Commando, so my weapon would be a repeating blaster, sniper and grenade launcher all in one.
I'd be using that crazy shotgun from Mass Effect.
nice girl and an orbital bombardment.....yes please!!!!!
it can be worse. My last SMS was for my grandma... But the guy with god's hand, rofl!
Looks like I'm screwed, last weapon I used in a game was Dual Pistols.
[Gundam for the win]
[Zombies hate giant robots]
Oh yeah, I used the Wunderwaffe DG-2 :D
No actually I believe it would be a kar98k with a bayonet.
My sis and a lot of fire spells, nice!
dual-wield gattling pistols.
Well I used a Barrette M95 or a GOL Sniper Magnum and the last person I sent a text to is a friend of mine from the USAF. As long as I can keep a good distance from the zombies I'll be fine.
YEAH BABY! DOUBLE HIDDEN BLADES! WITH ALL ATTACHMENTS! Infinite poison and bullets
My grandma and a Dual Portal Device...
wait, that does mean I can go stand in a white room and make an infinite and impenetrable shower of zombie corpses! OHYEAH 8D
(or just set an easy trap consisting of one portal in the doorway and one portal on the moon ^^)
Last weapon i used was HK-21
Crap... Last weapon I used was a muddy AK-47 that is prone to frequent jamming and will explode if fired too quickly... Thanks a lot Far Cry 2!!! :( Which isn't a good game anyways, got it for five bucks at gamestop. :(
i got an ancient nord sword of cold in my right hand and fire spell in my left (skyrim) and a nice girl, awesome combo =D
A drum-mag PPSH-41 from Ro2 and a hot chick for company, not that screwed :D
ooow... um predator drones and my brother NOT BAD!
Last used Garry's Mod's Admin Weapon =D
**** yeah! An M240B and an hippie girl who's friend of mine! AWESOME!
My weapon would be some tentacles and my buddy would be ITV1...
**** YOU OCTODAD AND **** YOU I'M A CELEB!
my mom and a M4, thank god for BF3
The last person I texted was a good friend of mine, and my ship in Star Trek Online. I'm good blasting them with my 3 Dual Heavy Cannons from orbit. :D
And if they're ON the ship, thank god for Jefferies Tubes to pick them off with weapons gathered from the Armoury!
****, the last weapon i used was a stonesword :O FFFFUUUUUUUUU
damn minecraft now im screwed :(
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...are you going to make it?