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CommanderDef
CommanderDef Nov 14 2011, 9:58am says:

the last weapon I used were tanks... how can zombie get into a tank?

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Sanguinius Creator Online
Sanguinius Nov 14 2011, 6:06pm replied:

Damn i used a staff with 50 dmg fireballs in skyrim and the last person i texted was my granny, yeah i'm totally ok >.>

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour Nov 14 2011, 10:39pm replied:

when a lucky zombie 'accidentally' managed to open the hatch? D:

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript Nov 15 2011, 7:47am replied:

So... now I have unlimited broadswords, yaay! =) Worder how this **** is going to work. If I have unlimited broadswords I'll probably build a steel fortess out of them. Also I'll make some longsword-bows which I will use to shoot swords like arrows =) Think of the possibilities! Man!

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour Nov 15 2011, 8:39am replied:

that is genious!

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Kalga Creator
Kalga Mar 22 2013, 10:21pm replied:

Overlord or battlemaster? Because size matters...

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Jack__Sparrow
Jack__Sparrow Nov 14 2011, 11:25am says:

i think that would be ACR o yeha zobies watch out!

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501stcaptainrex Online
501stcaptainrex Nov 14 2011, 11:42am says:

Well id be using the death star.

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501stcaptainrex Online
501stcaptainrex Nov 14 2011, 11:42am says:

Well id be using the death star.

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo Nov 14 2011, 11:48am replied:

Well you'd be using the Death Star.

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Admiral-165
Admiral-165 Nov 14 2011, 3:26pm replied:

well he'd be using the death star.

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour Nov 14 2011, 8:22pm replied:

this could easily turn into a viral song xD

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour Nov 14 2011, 11:54am says:

So my gf and my weapon will be Rx4 Storm SD (equipped with a grenade launcher) <- from Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2)... Not half bad so not as screwed lol

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kijebe
kijebe Nov 14 2011, 12:49pm says:

so wait, a god like hand and my best friend?

yeah!

(black & white 2)

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Calgar
Calgar Nov 14 2011, 1:27pm says:

Wait? I get a space ship? Yep, I'm fine with this. And the last person I texted is fit as hell, this terms are acceptable.

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((;^GrimReaper^;))
((;^GrimReaper^;)) Nov 29 2011, 9:14am replied:

try a Cobra from BF3 and my friend...i am good

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK Nov 14 2011, 1:49pm says:

Last game I played was SW Republic Commando, so my weapon would be a repeating blaster, sniper and grenade launcher all in one.

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Nov 14 2011, 2:55pm says:

I'd be using that crazy shotgun from Mass Effect.

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jokamo
jokamo Nov 14 2011, 3:03pm says:

nice girl and an orbital bombardment.....yes please!!!!!

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef Nov 14 2011, 4:30pm replied:

it can be worse. My last SMS was for my grandma... But the guy with god's hand, rofl!

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TrashCan-Man23
TrashCan-Man23 Nov 14 2011, 3:45pm says:

Looks like I'm screwed, last weapon I used in a game was Dual Pistols.

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MasterJason
MasterJason Nov 14 2011, 5:38pm says:

[Gundam for the win]

[Zombies hate giant robots]

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ Nov 14 2011, 5:40pm says:

Oh yeah, I used the Wunderwaffe DG-2 :D

No actually I believe it would be a kar98k with a bayonet.

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lexyz123
lexyz123 Nov 14 2011, 5:58pm says:

My sis and a lot of fire spells, nice!

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Sarge_Rho
Sarge_Rho Nov 15 2011, 9:20am says:

dual-wield gattling pistols.

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Yuribeard7
Yuribeard7 Nov 15 2011, 3:58pm says:

Well I used a Barrette M95 or a GOL Sniper Magnum and the last person I sent a text to is a friend of mine from the USAF. As long as I can keep a good distance from the zombies I'll be fine.

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French_Fry
French_Fry Nov 15 2011, 11:11pm says:

YEAH BABY! DOUBLE HIDDEN BLADES! WITH ALL ATTACHMENTS! Infinite poison and bullets

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Ojewejoriei
Ojewejoriei Nov 16 2011, 3:16pm says:

Hmm..
My grandma and a Dual Portal Device...

wait, that does mean I can go stand in a white room and make an infinite and impenetrable shower of zombie corpses! OHYEAH 8D

(or just set an easy trap consisting of one portal in the doorway and one portal on the moon ^^)

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Harrier_Jumpjet
Harrier_Jumpjet Nov 16 2011, 6:36pm says:

Last weapon i used was HK-21

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romnus
romnus Nov 16 2011, 7:59pm says:

Crap... Last weapon I used was a muddy AK-47 that is prone to frequent jamming and will explode if fired too quickly... Thanks a lot Far Cry 2!!! :( Which isn't a good game anyways, got it for five bucks at gamestop. :(

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destroyer00404
destroyer00404 Nov 18 2011, 9:47am says:

i got an ancient nord sword of cold in my right hand and fire spell in my left (skyrim) and a nice girl, awesome combo =D

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Kappp
Kappp Nov 21 2011, 11:26am says:

A drum-mag PPSH-41 from Ro2 and a hot chick for company, not that screwed :D

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PedobearNED
PedobearNED Nov 22 2011, 4:51pm says:

ooow... um predator drones and my brother NOT BAD!

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matthews445
matthews445 Nov 25 2011, 1:09pm says:

Last used Garry's Mod's Admin Weapon =D

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liberty_wings
liberty_wings Nov 28 2011, 6:34pm says:

**** yeah! An M240B and an hippie girl who's friend of mine! AWESOME!

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo Dec 4 2011, 3:44pm says:

My weapon would be some tentacles and my buddy would be ITV1...

**** YOU OCTODAD AND **** YOU I'M A CELEB!

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onkeldanny
onkeldanny Jan 11 2012, 11:59am says:

my mom and a M4, thank god for BF3

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Sgt_V3n0m
Sgt_V3n0m Jan 24 2012, 10:23pm says:

The last person I texted was a good friend of mine, and my ship in Star Trek Online. I'm good blasting them with my 3 Dual Heavy Cannons from orbit. :D

And if they're ON the ship, thank god for Jefferies Tubes to pick them off with weapons gathered from the Armoury!

:D

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DeadSomething
DeadSomething Feb 3 2012, 12:12pm says:

****, the last weapon i used was a stonesword :O FFFFUUUUUUUUU
damn minecraft now im screwed :(

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...are you going to make it?

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