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rkraptor70 Author
rkraptor70

Before anyone starts, last time I was playing Battlefield 2 Zatar Wetlands map on MEC side and I was insides of a T-90 when the game ended.

So now I have:
1 combat Knife.
1 MP-444 "Baghira" Semi-automatic pistol with 120 rounds.
1 PP-19 "Bizon" 9mm submachine gun with 135 rounds.
1 ERYX is a wire-guided anti-tank missile launcher with 6 missiles.

One T-90 that has:
1 2A46M 125mm smoothbore gun with 40 rounds.
1 PKT 7.62x54mm machine gun with 1000+ rounds.
1 KORD 12.7×108 mm machine gun with 1000+ rounds.

Now you tell me , how much F**ked am I?

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TheJP3372
TheJP3372

I was playing SR3 just then, I have a purple *****.

How F**ked am I.

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Neon-Ghost
Neon-Ghost

About as far as that purple ***** will go.

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Calgar
Calgar

I have Proffessor Genki's Car. Guess the flamethrowers will come in handy now....

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

I was playing World of Tanks.

One word: E-100 :)

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_w_
_w_

I was playing borderlands 2...
A bag full of overpowered loot and gunporn!

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lord_of_pain
lord_of_pain

i was playing jedi academy movie duels 2 mod. i played as darth maul so i have a double saber and the dark side of the force. who's ****** now?

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun

Well hello there fellow Sith. Played SWTOR with my Sith Sorceress. Lightsaber and Sith Lightning FTW. >:D

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Foxhounde
Foxhounde

I was flying an IL-2M I'm fine until I have to land.....

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Garyn Dakari

Landing's the easy part!

It's just surviving that's difficult.

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Death-The-Reaper
Death-The-Reaper

....i was playing Guild Wars 2, i have a short bow with unlimited ammo.
well its a good thing i'm already dead an't it?

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour

AH-1Z Viper Heli plus personally armed as a support
- Nades
- claymore
- LSAT with silencer
- M1911 S-TAC

and of course my handy combat knife and ammo pack which means I basically have unlimited ammo..

How effed up am I?

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NOMAD/031098-010241
NOMAD/031098-010241

Last time I checked I was on a nanosuit.

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

how lucky you can't get infected but then I was playing Geralt so the chances of him getting infected by zombies is quite small due to his mutations:) now I just hope I have his skills....

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky

Last I was playing was a new game on Far Cry 3 had a few grenades the 6B9 with silencer and extend mag and the M-700 with silencer and of course the machete.

Silenced guns + a good melee weapon, I'd say I'm not really ****** at all.

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky

Oh no wait last I played was a few minutes in ye olde Sacred Underworld, was playing the Dwarf class with Flamethrower/Bazooka/Mortar backpack in one and a Blunderbuss and Claymore.

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Ori`verda
Ori`verda

I played Black and White 2 some time ago, guess that means I can basically cancel the apocalypse being almighty and all... Nah, it's fun watching you mortals fight for your petty lives.

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White_Hand
White_Hand

The last game I played was Prototype 2...

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HammBoyTheDestroyer
HammBoyTheDestroyer

Let's see... Star Trek Online, so I have a federation escort armed with three phasers, a photon cannon, and some other kind of torpedo I can't recall the name of. Party at my place!

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter

I was playing TF2 as sniper, so my weapons would be a sniper rifle, a jar of **** and bushwacka.

Yah, lets **** off some zombies.

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TyXo
TyXo

I was playing civilization on the WWII era...
does that means that I have PANZAAAAA ?

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Tymathee
Tymathee

a magical sword, i think im ok

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Runekn
Runekn

Fictional version of FN F2000 (Arma III).
As long as I got the ammo I guess I'll be fine.

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis

Playing Warframe not too long ago.

I get dual broncos (Pistol shotguns)
Power fists
and a Burst fire rifle

Oh and a high tech armored suit if that counts

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Jack__Sparrow
Jack__Sparrow

Well a Intervention sniper and a MP9. Ill do just fine hehe

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Arcones
Arcones

I had Thor's hammer in the last video game I played. Zombies are so screwed.

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Pandut
Pandut

BFG 9000?

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

Last time I played a video game... I was playing as the Zombie Master.

MY WEAPON IS CONTROL OF THE ZOMBIE HORDE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef

4x20mm cannon of japanese N1K. I am ****** when I run out of ammo.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

Nuclear Overlord tank from C&C Generals Shockwave mod, I'm going to be just fine...

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

sweat a witcher's blade!! always wanted one of those:)

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Vader91 Creator
Vader91

TF2 Engineer...

I think I'm perfectly safe here.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer

Just keep that sentry up!

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Angel_of_Death2
Angel_of_Death2

I was playing fallout 3 and the weapon i was using was this: Youtube.com

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ

for me it would be a B-25 bomber with 6 nose mounted .50 cals and an extra 6 .50 cals mounted on turrets all around the aircraft. with ~5000 .50 cal BMG round and 3000 lbs of bombs and 1 hour of fuel ^__^

...even when my fuel is out i can use it as a fortress.

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Garyn Dakari

Lets see... a pixelated stone ax.

...

Well, crap.

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

My cousins have been here for the last few days, so I've been playing a lot of Black Ops: Zombies.

...not sure if that's a good thing, or a bad thing.

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((;^GrimReaper^;))
((;^GrimReaper^;))

Well, with BF3 being the last thing I played.

I was in a F/A-18E Super Hornet when the game ended.

So, being in BF3 and all, I have unlimited Fuel and Ammo.

I will be good so long as I don't crash.

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Aralvar
Aralvar

I haven't played a video game for weeks, so I have no idea.

Oh ****, a mystery weapon. Now I can't prepare for anything!

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer

I was playing Twisted Insurrection as Nod, does that means I have an entire army? If yes then I'm good to go. xD

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75shaddude
75shaddude

From Tales of Vesperia the abyssion which gets stronger every time you use it. I think I can survive.

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Mengu
Mengu

Microsoft Train Simulator in a powerful-engined freight train...

Dem zoombies be hatin'

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1xxFalconxx1
1xxFalconxx1

How about an 60 tons Quickdraw mech with 4pulse lasers and 16srm's? with three tons of ammo

guess i'll have a good time.

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Admiral_Nemo Creator
Admiral_Nemo

Saints Row The Third. I had my pistol with suppressor and unlimited ammo. Yeah, I think I'm safe. Did I mention I didn't have to reload either?

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Hotshot823
Hotshot823

Mammoth Tank from C&C3 tiberium wars

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attackmike
attackmike

play sword of the stars and I've used a siege driver...

AKA launched an asteroid into the planet weapon.

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RC-XDDD
RC-XDDD

I was playing Fallout.

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK

I just got off Star Trek Online. Last weapon: Romulan Warbird with 3 plasma beam arrays, forward plasma beam bank, dual plasma heavy cannons, fore biomolecular warhead launcher, chroniton mine launcher, battle cloak and the ability to create singularities. I get bored fighting, I turn on the cloak and they can't see me no more.

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tt0022
tt0022

i was just building my own spaceship.
**** yea.

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Boda
Boda

I was playing Republic at War FoC mod (as CIS) so... I have approximately 100x more battle-machines then there are zombies and a fleet of spaceships that could destroy the whole planet if all those droids somehow manage to fail.
Oh, and also I have the Sith under my command.

I don't think ****** is the right word...

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