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rkraptor70 Author
rkraptor70 Jun 22 2013, 11:17am says:

Before anyone starts, last time I was playing Battlefield 2 Zatar Wetlands map on MEC side and I was insides of a T-90 when the game ended.

So now I have:
1 combat Knife.
1 MP-444 "Baghira" Semi-automatic pistol with 120 rounds.
1 PP-19 "Bizon" 9mm submachine gun with 135 rounds.
1 ERYX is a wire-guided anti-tank missile launcher with 6 missiles.

One T-90 that has:
1 2A46M 125mm smoothbore gun with 40 rounds.
1 PKT 7.62x54mm machine gun with 1000+ rounds.
1 KORD 12.7×108 mm machine gun with 1000+ rounds.

Now you tell me , how much F**ked am I?

+11 votes   reply to comment
TheJP3372 Jun 22 2013, 11:28am replied:

I was playing SR3 just then, I have a purple *****.

How F**ked am I.

+17 votes     reply to comment
GhostEdge Jun 22 2013, 11:34am replied:

About as far as that purple ***** will go.

+16 votes     reply to comment
Calgar Jun 22 2013, 6:39pm replied:

I have Proffessor Genki's Car. Guess the flamethrowers will come in handy now....

+3 votes     reply to comment
Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius Jun 22 2013, 2:55pm replied:

I was playing World of Tanks.

One word: E-100 :)

+9 votes   reply to comment
_w_ Jun 22 2013, 4:22pm replied:

I was playing borderlands 2...
A bag full of overpowered loot and gunporn!

+7 votes     reply to comment
lord_of_pain Jun 22 2013, 11:29am says:

i was playing jedi academy movie duels 2 mod. i played as darth maul so i have a double saber and the dark side of the force. who's ****** now?

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MrTrigun Jun 24 2013, 4:25pm replied:

Well hello there fellow Sith. Played SWTOR with my Sith Sorceress. Lightsaber and Sith Lightning FTW. >:D

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Foxhounde Jun 22 2013, 11:29am says:

I was flying an IL-2M I'm fine until I have to land.....

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Garyn Dakari Jun 22 2013, 5:49pm replied:

Landing's the easy part!

It's just surviving that's difficult.

+2 votes     reply to comment
Death-The-Reaper Jun 22 2013, 11:36am says:

....i was playing Guild Wars 2, i have a short bow with unlimited ammo.
well its a good thing i'm already dead an't it?

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pandemic--hour Jun 22 2013, 11:36am says:

AH-1Z Viper Heli plus personally armed as a support
- Nades
- claymore
- LSAT with silencer
- M1911 S-TAC

and of course my handy combat knife and ammo pack which means I basically have unlimited ammo..

How effed up am I?

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NOMAD/031098-010241 Jun 22 2013, 11:39am says:

Last time I checked I was on a nanosuit.

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ElfFriend Jun 22 2013, 2:50pm replied:

how lucky you can't get infected but then I was playing Geralt so the chances of him getting infected by zombies is quite small due to his mutations:) now I just hope I have his skills....

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DoctorSpanky Jun 22 2013, 11:48am says:

Last I was playing was a new game on Far Cry 3 had a few grenades the 6B9 with silencer and extend mag and the M-700 with silencer and of course the machete.

Silenced guns + a good melee weapon, I'd say I'm not really ****** at all.

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DoctorSpanky Jun 22 2013, 11:52am says:

Oh no wait last I played was a few minutes in ye olde Sacred Underworld, was playing the Dwarf class with Flamethrower/Bazooka/Mortar backpack in one and a Blunderbuss and Claymore.

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Ori`verda Jun 22 2013, 12:16pm says:

I played Black and White 2 some time ago, guess that means I can basically cancel the apocalypse being almighty and all... Nah, it's fun watching you mortals fight for your petty lives.

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White_Hand Jun 22 2013, 12:20pm says:

The last game I played was Prototype 2...

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HammBoyTheDestroyer Jun 22 2013, 12:21pm says:

Let's see... Star Trek Online, so I have a federation escort armed with three phasers, a photon cannon, and some other kind of torpedo I can't recall the name of. Party at my place!

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RighteousFighter Jun 22 2013, 12:43pm says:

I was playing TF2 as sniper, so my weapons would be a sniper rifle, a jar of **** and bushwacka.

Yah, lets **** off some zombies.

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TyXo Jun 22 2013, 12:45pm says:

I was playing civilization on the WWII era...
does that means that I have PANZAAAAA ?

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Tymathee Jun 22 2013, 12:51pm says:

a magical sword, i think im ok

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Runekn Jun 22 2013, 1:22pm says:

Fictional version of FN F2000 (Arma III).
As long as I got the ammo I guess I'll be fine.

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Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Jun 22 2013, 1:36pm says:

Playing Warframe not too long ago.

I get dual broncos (Pistol shotguns)
Power fists
and a Burst fire rifle

Oh and a high tech armored suit if that counts

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Jack__Sparrow Jun 22 2013, 1:37pm says:

Well a Intervention sniper and a MP9. Ill do just fine hehe

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Arcones Jun 22 2013, 1:46pm says:

I had Thor's hammer in the last video game I played. Zombies are so screwed.

+4 votes     reply to comment
Pandut Jun 22 2013, 2:10pm says:

BFG 9000?

+3 votes     reply to comment
MattmanDude Jun 22 2013, 2:20pm says:

Last time I played a video game... I was playing as the Zombie Master.


+4 votes     reply to comment
-HawkEye- Jun 22 2013, 2:23pm says:

I played Minesweeper... I guess I'll have to run...

+6 votes     reply to comment
CommanderDef Jun 22 2013, 2:41pm says:

4x20mm cannon of japanese N1K. I am ****** when I run out of ammo.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga Jun 22 2013, 2:46pm says:

Nuclear Overlord tank from C&C Generals Shockwave mod, I'm going to be just fine...

+2 votes   reply to comment
ElfFriend Jun 22 2013, 2:47pm says:

sweat a witcher's blade!! always wanted one of those:)

+3 votes     reply to comment
Vader91 Creator
Vader91 Jun 22 2013, 2:56pm says:

TF2 Engineer...

I think I'm perfectly safe here.

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BioDestroyer Jun 22 2013, 7:16pm replied:

Just keep that sentry up!

+1 vote     reply to comment
Angel_of_Death2 Jun 22 2013, 4:13pm says:

I was playing fallout 3 and the weapon i was using was this: Youtube.com

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GriffinZ Jun 22 2013, 5:35pm says:

for me it would be a B-25 bomber with 6 nose mounted .50 cals and an extra 6 .50 cals mounted on turrets all around the aircraft. with ~5000 .50 cal BMG round and 3000 lbs of bombs and 1 hour of fuel ^__^

...even when my fuel is out i can use it as a fortress.

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Garyn Dakari Jun 22 2013, 5:50pm says:

Lets see... a pixelated stone ax.


Well, crap.

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B7Biscuit Jun 22 2013, 6:43pm says:

My cousins have been here for the last few days, so I've been playing a lot of Black Ops: Zombies.

...not sure if that's a good thing, or a bad thing.

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((;^GrimReaper^;)) Jun 22 2013, 6:53pm says:

Well, with BF3 being the last thing I played.

I was in a F/A-18E Super Hornet when the game ended.

So, being in BF3 and all, I have unlimited Fuel and Ammo.

I will be good so long as I don't crash.

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Aralvar Jun 22 2013, 7:02pm says:

I haven't played a video game for weeks, so I have no idea.

Oh ****, a mystery weapon. Now I can't prepare for anything!

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BioDestroyer Jun 22 2013, 7:14pm says:

I was playing Twisted Insurrection as Nod, does that means I have an entire army? If yes then I'm good to go. xD

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75shaddude Jun 22 2013, 7:17pm says:

From Tales of Vesperia the abyssion which gets stronger every time you use it. I think I can survive.

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elMengu Jun 22 2013, 8:14pm says:

Microsoft Train Simulator in a powerful-engined freight train...

Dem zoombies be hatin'

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1xxFalconxx1 Jun 22 2013, 9:08pm says:

How about an 60 tons Quickdraw mech with 4pulse lasers and 16srm's? with three tons of ammo

guess i'll have a good time.

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Admiral_Skeybar Creator
Admiral_Skeybar Jun 22 2013, 9:22pm says:

Saints Row The Third. I had my pistol with suppressor and unlimited ammo. Yeah, I think I'm safe. Did I mention I didn't have to reload either?

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Hotshot823 Jun 22 2013, 10:41pm says:

Mammoth Tank from C&C3 tiberium wars

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attackmike Jun 22 2013, 11:29pm says:

play sword of the stars and I've used a siege driver...

AKA launched an asteroid into the planet weapon.

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RC-XDDD Jun 22 2013, 11:33pm says:

I was playing Fallout.

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IC-OSIK Jun 23 2013, 1:23am says:

I just got off Star Trek Online. Last weapon: Romulan Warbird with 3 plasma beam arrays, forward plasma beam bank, dual plasma heavy cannons, fore biomolecular warhead launcher, chroniton mine launcher, battle cloak and the ability to create singularities. I get bored fighting, I turn on the cloak and they can't see me no more.

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tt0022 Jun 23 2013, 4:36am says:

i was just building my own spaceship.
**** yea.

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