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Before anyone starts, last time I was playing Battlefield 2 Zatar Wetlands map on MEC side and I was insides of a T-90 when the game ended.
So now I have:
1 combat Knife.
1 MP-444 "Baghira" Semi-automatic pistol with 120 rounds.
1 PP-19 "Bizon" 9mm submachine gun with 135 rounds.
1 ERYX is a wire-guided anti-tank missile launcher with 6 missiles.
One T-90 that has:
1 2A46M 125mm smoothbore gun with 40 rounds.
1 PKT 7.62x54mm machine gun with 1000+ rounds.
1 KORD 12.7×108 mm machine gun with 1000+ rounds.
Now you tell me , how much F**ked am I?
I was playing SR3 just then, I have a purple *****.
How F**ked am I.
About as far as that purple ***** will go.
I have Proffessor Genki's Car. Guess the flamethrowers will come in handy now....
I was playing World of Tanks.
One word: E-100 :)
I was playing borderlands 2...
A bag full of overpowered loot and gunporn!
i was playing jedi academy movie duels 2 mod. i played as darth maul so i have a double saber and the dark side of the force. who's ****** now?
Well hello there fellow Sith. Played SWTOR with my Sith Sorceress. Lightsaber and Sith Lightning FTW. >:D
I was flying an IL-2M I'm fine until I have to land.....
Landing's the easy part!
It's just surviving that's difficult.
....i was playing Guild Wars 2, i have a short bow with unlimited ammo.
well its a good thing i'm already dead an't it?
AH-1Z Viper Heli plus personally armed as a support
- LSAT with silencer
- M1911 S-TAC
and of course my handy combat knife and ammo pack which means I basically have unlimited ammo..
How effed up am I?
Last time I checked I was on a nanosuit.
how lucky you can't get infected but then I was playing Geralt so the chances of him getting infected by zombies is quite small due to his mutations:) now I just hope I have his skills....
Last I was playing was a new game on Far Cry 3 had a few grenades the 6B9 with silencer and extend mag and the M-700 with silencer and of course the machete.
Silenced guns + a good melee weapon, I'd say I'm not really ****** at all.
Oh no wait last I played was a few minutes in ye olde Sacred Underworld, was playing the Dwarf class with Flamethrower/Bazooka/Mortar backpack in one and a Blunderbuss and Claymore.
I played Black and White 2 some time ago, guess that means I can basically cancel the apocalypse being almighty and all... Nah, it's fun watching you mortals fight for your petty lives.
The last game I played was Prototype 2...
Let's see... Star Trek Online, so I have a federation escort armed with three phasers, a photon cannon, and some other kind of torpedo I can't recall the name of. Party at my place!
I was playing TF2 as sniper, so my weapons would be a sniper rifle, a jar of **** and bushwacka.
Yah, lets **** off some zombies.
I was playing civilization on the WWII era...
does that means that I have PANZAAAAA ?
a magical sword, i think im ok
Fictional version of FN F2000 (Arma III).
As long as I got the ammo I guess I'll be fine.
Playing Warframe not too long ago.
I get dual broncos (Pistol shotguns)
and a Burst fire rifle
Oh and a high tech armored suit if that counts
Well a Intervention sniper and a MP9. Ill do just fine hehe
I had Thor's hammer in the last video game I played. Zombies are so screwed.
Last time I played a video game... I was playing as the Zombie Master.
MY WEAPON IS CONTROL OF THE ZOMBIE HORDE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
4x20mm cannon of japanese N1K. I am ****** when I run out of ammo.
Nuclear Overlord tank from C&C Generals Shockwave mod, I'm going to be just fine...
sweat a witcher's blade!! always wanted one of those:)
I think I'm perfectly safe here.
Just keep that sentry up!
I was playing fallout 3 and the weapon i was using was this: Youtube.com
for me it would be a B-25 bomber with 6 nose mounted .50 cals and an extra 6 .50 cals mounted on turrets all around the aircraft. with ~5000 .50 cal BMG round and 3000 lbs of bombs and 1 hour of fuel ^__^
...even when my fuel is out i can use it as a fortress.
Lets see... a pixelated stone ax.
My cousins have been here for the last few days, so I've been playing a lot of Black Ops: Zombies.
...not sure if that's a good thing, or a bad thing.
Well, with BF3 being the last thing I played.
I was in a F/A-18E Super Hornet when the game ended.
So, being in BF3 and all, I have unlimited Fuel and Ammo.
I will be good so long as I don't crash.
I haven't played a video game for weeks, so I have no idea.
Oh ****, a mystery weapon. Now I can't prepare for anything!
I was playing Twisted Insurrection as Nod, does that means I have an entire army? If yes then I'm good to go. xD
From Tales of Vesperia the abyssion which gets stronger every time you use it. I think I can survive.
Microsoft Train Simulator in a powerful-engined freight train...
Dem zoombies be hatin'
How about an 60 tons Quickdraw mech with 4pulse lasers and 16srm's? with three tons of ammo
guess i'll have a good time.
Saints Row The Third. I had my pistol with suppressor and unlimited ammo. Yeah, I think I'm safe. Did I mention I didn't have to reload either?
Mammoth Tank from C&C3 tiberium wars
play sword of the stars and I've used a siege driver...
AKA launched an asteroid into the planet weapon.
I was playing Fallout.
I just got off Star Trek Online. Last weapon: Romulan Warbird with 3 plasma beam arrays, forward plasma beam bank, dual plasma heavy cannons, fore biomolecular warhead launcher, chroniton mine launcher, battle cloak and the ability to create singularities. I get bored fighting, I turn on the cloak and they can't see me no more.
i was just building my own spaceship.
I was playing Republic at War FoC mod (as CIS) so... I have approximately 100x more battle-machines then there are zombies and a fleet of spaceships that could destroy the whole planet if all those droids somehow manage to fail.
Oh, and also I have the Sith under my command.
I don't think ****** is the right word...
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