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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari - - 1,508 comments

Well to be fair, he did shoot that animal. With a camera.

Mr. Vincent must have something against JP or something.

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mp5lng
mp5lng - - 7,996 comments

Maybe he still think that Dinosaurs are normal pets :p and he can get one easily ! poor vincent, he sounded serious though (ಠ‿ಠ)

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Does anyone have some contacts who can sell lots of guns, tanks and stuff like that? I badly need to make an army to wage war against stupid people, tho stupid is a wrong word here...

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Joazzz
Joazzz - - 874 comments

war? you? Sanguinius, i thought it was your daddy who was embarking on an entire CRUSADE against stupid people

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

He has grown lazy and now sits on his throne. He left that dickhead Horus in charge...

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Joazzz
Joazzz - - 874 comments

oh i'm sure Horus can handle it just fine...

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

JURASSIC PARK WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTAL SUCCESS IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ABSOLUTELY STUPID SCIENTISTS USING FROG DNA TO BRIDGE THE GAP IN THE DINOSAUR GENOME!!!!!
Stupid idiots. They could know what genes needed replacing but didn't know what genes were BEING PUT IN?! And with frogs instead of reptiles and birds????!!!
Sigh.
Woe be the day when scientists aren't smarter than the average facebook-aholic.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Actually juassic park in itself was bound to fail violently no matter what DNA they used. According to Ian Malcolm, this was a much more complicated problem that no one would give credit for. He knew it was going to fail right from the start. It was such a complex situation that not even a hundred supercomputers could calculate. It was as unpredictable as knowing when you're to die. I recommend you read the novels, they're so much better than the movies.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

I promise to read the novels if you promise to read the How To Train Your Dragon series.
Internet Shady Deal?

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davo001
davo001 - - 1,414 comments

to be fair though it was all going well until nedry turned everything off to nick ****. a few teething problems with habitats and diets and stuff but all in all not going badly

admittedly the raptors were a mistake though

I prefer the book infinitely to the film as in the book my favourite character survives and they kill off all the useless annoying ones

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

I find Ian Malcolm much more interesting in the books where he talks about Chaos Theory. The movie was just a family thriller with the true moral of the book stripped out.

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Knez
Knez - - 1,416 comments

Today dinosaurs have more "human rights" than humans

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Aubesangante
Aubesangante - - 2,451 comments

What iff they are all trolling ?

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xX[Warrior250]Xx
xX[Warrior250]Xx - - 3,666 comments

Stupid people.... they are fooled by a fking prop!

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Even if you thought it looked real, the fact that this animal has been dead for 65 million years might make you question its legitimacy.

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