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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,739 comments

Unfortunately, a planet is not considered to be a person, unlike a corporation. Therefor, the rights and interest of corporations comes before the rights and interest of the planet...

Capitalism, **** yea!

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sgfan206
sgfan206 - - 877 comments

Meh, actually, Earth is pretty cool with us.

Cause in the end, we are only harming ourselves.
Earth will get over with it. We need it, but it doesn't need us.

And yeah, the pun was intended.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

The earth will get over it. The other species of the world won't.
But the UN did rule recently that fossil fuels will not be used by 2100. But that's a pathetic attempt, I think.

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mechwarrior24
mechwarrior24 - - 814 comments

The 'earth' is a giant rock in space, and doesn't harbour any feelings towards anyone. What grew on it (sorry religious peeps) is entirely coincidental and hence said rock wouldn't give a flying rats *** if we nuked ourselves to death.

'Cept the dinosaurs. I hear it didn't like them.

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