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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,735 comments

Don't worry, they can always find jobs... as street performers.

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davo001
davo001 - - 1,414 comments

lol, I can see how science would be redundant though

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari - - 1,508 comments

Hogwarts Student: "Science? What kind of spell is that?"

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,011 comments

It always helps being able to calculate at what angle to fire you fireball spell at so it drops on the enemy... oh wait that's physics. But then again math is the tool we use to do science:D

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

Simple:
They walk up to the top of the highest point in their region and cast Stupify cross the local community, making everyone stupid. They walk down and become the new masterminds of the world. Tesla, Albert Einstein, Archimedes, and many others have done this before.

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Bish91
Bish91 - - 225 comments

They know basic arithmetic, so they aren't morons. Wizarding professions do not require calculus or algebra (in truth, most muggle professions don't either). They have ancient runes and arithmancy which involves a lot of maths (Hermione Granger loves it because she likes to work with numbers), and potions requires measurements.

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