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xdlmao
xdlmao

Translation anybody?

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢

"Damn! Got my phone taken away for 3 to 4 weeks because of how I behaved in school."
"Oh my god baby, what did you do?"
" I was being bad in school."
" But now I have to change that for you baby because I'm going to miss you baby."
"Aw baby you shouldn't have done that! Now I'm going to cry baby!"
" Baby please don't cry! I'm going to do my best. Don't worry I'm going to do this for you baby."
"Aw baby! But I'm not going to be able to talk to you unless you get your cellular phone back, and I'm not going to eat or talk, and I'm going to cry everyday until you get your cellular phone back"
"Baby, you have to eat!"
" No baby I don't. And I'm going to cut myself just for you."
" Wow baby! don't do that!"
" If you do cut yourself, I'll stab my self!"
" Baby don't. I just cut myself and if you stab yourself then I'll stab myself too!"
" Baby look, I'm sad and I'm mad but I'm not going to let my anger out on you. *Some mexican like language* Many kisses to you baby!"
" But I need you baby! I'm not going to do anything until you get your cellular phone back!"
" Baby, don't injure yourself!"
" I will do anything for you baby."
" Then don't cut yourself!"
" I have to because I'm sad. I'll do anything for you baby!"
" Baby, I have to go. *Spanish like language* Don't hurt yourself!"
" Baby, When will we talk again? I will cut myself to show my love for you!"
"Hey baby."
" What happened baby?"
YOU'RE WELCOME! *Collapses Dead*

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Garyn Dakari

Wait, you understood that?

...I'm scared...

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢

ALL SHALL HAVE FEAR STRICKEN THROUGH THEIR HEARTS IF MY NAME IS SO MUCH AS UTTERED! ALL HAIL BEFORE ME! FORE IF NOT, I SHALL CAUSE ORANGE!

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef

Cause Orange? I wonder is it from any movie, or something? Or what should I imagine?

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢

Just imagine.

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour

I'm not sure why but.. Youtube.com
(skip to 1:00)

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

Totally apt. :D

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OsoDEADLY Author
OsoDEADLY

in english i believe they said... "I LOVE YOU LET ME CUT ME, NO DONT, TOO LATE. BYE"

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

My generation is ******.

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attackmike
attackmike

what in the world...

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Garyn Dakari

"Dafuq I just read?"

Exactly what I was thinking.

I'm also thinking my IQ has just been lowered....again....

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romnus
romnus

...Romnus remembers this from a while back: Moddb.com Let's see how badly my computer translates this using vbscript... XD

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

Two, love-stricken teenagers torn away from each other by their families...
Check.

Language is technically English but still very difficult to understand...
Check.

Both main characters wind up killing themselves in the name of 'love'...
Check.

I know what this is...
It's Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet", the contemporary 'extreme ghetto' translation.

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hellodean
hellodean

yes, its like a illiterate, retarded version of Romeo and Juliet.

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG

dn't yall liek failbook.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

Damn even tho i understood it it feels kinda weird and dirty to my tongue to read it.

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Soilworker78
Soilworker78

By the way, how hard can it be to spell "baby"? Lazy bastards...

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hazzar90
hazzar90

Still a better love story then Twilight

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TigerF14
TigerF14

You guys read that? lol

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun

Dear God why?
The-tech-guy.net

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Blazewamp
Blazewamp

my head hurts

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Tymathee
Tymathee

I don't wanna live in this country anymore.

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BrightenQuintin
BrightenQuintin

i thgt tht wt i jat red wes scry!

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doom2.fan
doom2.fan

I don't want to live on this Universe anymore

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan

hvhvh

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