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Perrydepwner
Perrydepwner May 9 2012, 9:14pm says:

Translation anybody?

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢ May 9 2012, 10:57pm replied:

"Damn! Got my phone taken away for 3 to 4 weeks because of how I behaved in school."
"Oh my god baby, what did you do?"
" I was being bad in school."
" But now I have to change that for you baby because I'm going to miss you baby."
"Aw baby you shouldn't have done that! Now I'm going to cry baby!"
" Baby please don't cry! I'm going to do my best. Don't worry I'm going to do this for you baby."
"Aw baby! But I'm not going to be able to talk to you unless you get your cellular phone back, and I'm not going to eat or talk, and I'm going to cry everyday until you get your cellular phone back"
"Baby, you have to eat!"
" No baby I don't. And I'm going to cut myself just for you."
" Wow baby! don't do that!"
" If you do cut yourself, I'll stab my self!"
" Baby don't. I just cut myself and if you stab yourself then I'll stab myself too!"
" Baby look, I'm sad and I'm mad but I'm not going to let my anger out on you. *Some mexican like language* Many kisses to you baby!"
" But I need you baby! I'm not going to do anything until you get your cellular phone back!"
" Baby, don't injure yourself!"
" I will do anything for you baby."
" Then don't cut yourself!"
" I have to because I'm sad. I'll do anything for you baby!"
" Baby, I have to go. *Spanish like language* Don't hurt yourself!"
" Baby, When will we talk again? I will cut myself to show my love for you!"
"Hey baby."
" What happened baby?"
YOU'RE WELCOME! *Collapses Dead*

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari May 9 2012, 11:13pm replied:

Wait, you understood that?

...I'm scared...

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢ May 9 2012, 11:49pm replied:

ALL SHALL HAVE FEAR STRICKEN THROUGH THEIR HEARTS IF MY NAME IS SO MUCH AS UTTERED! ALL HAIL BEFORE ME! FORE IF NOT, I SHALL CAUSE ORANGE!

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef May 10 2012, 4:15am replied:

Cause Orange? I wonder is it from any movie, or something? Or what should I imagine?

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢ May 10 2012, 3:50pm replied:

Just imagine.

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour May 10 2012, 2:17am replied:

I'm not sure why but.. Youtube.com
(skip to 1:00)

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper May 10 2012, 10:06am replied:

Totally apt. :D

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OsoDEADLY Author
OsoDEADLY May 9 2012, 9:45pm says:

in english i believe they said... "I LOVE YOU LET ME CUT ME, NO DONT, TOO LATE. BYE"

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper May 9 2012, 9:52pm says:

My generation is ******.

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attackmike
attackmike May 9 2012, 10:17pm says:

what in the world...

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari May 9 2012, 10:44pm says:

"Dafuq I just read?"

Exactly what I was thinking.

I'm also thinking my IQ has just been lowered....again....

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romnus
romnus May 10 2012, 12:48am says:

...Romnus remembers this from a while back: Moddb.com Let's see how badly my computer translates this using vbscript... XD

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit May 10 2012, 4:06am says:

Two, love-stricken teenagers torn away from each other by their families...
Check.

Language is technically English but still very difficult to understand...
Check.

Both main characters wind up killing themselves in the name of 'love'...
Check.

I know what this is...
It's Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet", the contemporary 'extreme ghetto' translation.

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hellodean
hellodean May 10 2012, 5:50am replied:

yes, its like a illiterate, retarded version of Romeo and Juliet.

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG May 13 2012, 7:05am replied:

dn't yall liek failbook.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius May 10 2012, 4:25am says:

Damn even tho i understood it it feels kinda weird and dirty to my tongue to read it.

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Soilworker78
Soilworker78 May 10 2012, 7:36am says:

By the way, how hard can it be to spell "baby"? Lazy bastards...

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hazzar90
hazzar90 May 10 2012, 3:27pm says:

Still a better love story then Twilight

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TigerF14
TigerF14 May 10 2012, 4:53pm says:

You guys read that? lol

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun May 10 2012, 6:24pm says:

Dear God why?
The-tech-guy.net

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Blazewamp
Blazewamp May 10 2012, 8:30pm says:

my head hurts

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Tymathee
Tymathee May 11 2012, 12:04am says:

I don't wanna live in this country anymore.

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DJFingas
DJFingas May 23 2012, 11:46am says:

i thgt tht wt i jat red wes scry!

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doom2.fan
doom2.fan May 24 2012, 8:46pm says:

I don't want to live on this Universe anymore

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan Aug 22 2012, 2:25am says:

hvhvh

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