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"Damn! Got my phone taken away for 3 to 4 weeks because of how I behaved in school."
"Oh my god baby, what did you do?"
" I was being bad in school."
" But now I have to change that for you baby because I'm going to miss you baby."
"Aw baby you shouldn't have done that! Now I'm going to cry baby!"
" Baby please don't cry! I'm going to do my best. Don't worry I'm going to do this for you baby."
"Aw baby! But I'm not going to be able to talk to you unless you get your cellular phone back, and I'm not going to eat or talk, and I'm going to cry everyday until you get your cellular phone back"
"Baby, you have to eat!"
" No baby I don't. And I'm going to cut myself just for you."
" Wow baby! don't do that!"
" If you do cut yourself, I'll stab my self!"
" Baby don't. I just cut myself and if you stab yourself then I'll stab myself too!"
" Baby look, I'm sad and I'm mad but I'm not going to let my anger out on you. *Some mexican like language* Many kisses to you baby!"
" But I need you baby! I'm not going to do anything until you get your cellular phone back!"
" Baby, don't injure yourself!"
" I will do anything for you baby."
" Then don't cut yourself!"
" I have to because I'm sad. I'll do anything for you baby!"
" Baby, I have to go. *Spanish like language* Don't hurt yourself!"
" Baby, When will we talk again? I will cut myself to show my love for you!"
" What happened baby?"
YOU'RE WELCOME! *Collapses Dead*
Wait, you understood that?
ALL SHALL HAVE FEAR STRICKEN THROUGH THEIR HEARTS IF MY NAME IS SO MUCH AS UTTERED! ALL HAIL BEFORE ME! FORE IF NOT, I SHALL CAUSE ORANGE!
Cause Orange? I wonder is it from any movie, or something? Or what should I imagine?
I'm not sure why but.. Youtube.com
(skip to 1:00)
Totally apt. :D
in english i believe they said... "I LOVE YOU LET ME CUT ME, NO DONT, TOO LATE. BYE"
My generation is ******.
what in the world...
"Dafuq I just read?"
Exactly what I was thinking.
I'm also thinking my IQ has just been lowered....again....
...Romnus remembers this from a while back: Moddb.com Let's see how badly my computer translates this using vbscript... XD
Two, love-stricken teenagers torn away from each other by their families...
Language is technically English but still very difficult to understand...
Both main characters wind up killing themselves in the name of 'love'...
I know what this is...
It's Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet", the contemporary 'extreme ghetto' translation.
yes, its like a illiterate, retarded version of Romeo and Juliet.
dn't yall liek failbook.
Damn even tho i understood it it feels kinda weird and dirty to my tongue to read it.
By the way, how hard can it be to spell "baby"? Lazy bastards...
Still a better love story then Twilight
You guys read that? lol
Dear God why?
my head hurts
I don't wanna live in this country anymore.
i thgt tht wt i jat red wes scry!
I don't want to live on this Universe anymore
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