Maybe (Conspiracy Keanu here) it was one giant add to get people to use contraception.
If you have sex with a vampire, not only will you potentially die from giving birth to the bloodsucking unholy offspring of a damned being, but you will suffer surprise mood-swings; unnaturally long breakup hangovers that span months; get into a love triangle with a werewolf that would usually rip your throat out and kill you until you are dead but is surprisingly tame, and a vampire that would love you but you don't love him for no reason at all; suffer depression; lose your Chinese food (Bad Lip Reading (Youtube)); and lose connections with your ACTUAL family.
Side-effects may include death or eternal life.
Daw...
... and that's what we call a predator and prey relationship.
Guys, it has been almost a year since the last major Twilight related thing. Its time to move on.
if humanity forgets past mistakes it is condemned to repeat it
Maybe (Conspiracy Keanu here) it was one giant add to get people to use contraception.
If you have sex with a vampire, not only will you potentially die from giving birth to the bloodsucking unholy offspring of a damned being, but you will suffer surprise mood-swings; unnaturally long breakup hangovers that span months; get into a love triangle with a werewolf that would usually rip your throat out and kill you until you are dead but is surprisingly tame, and a vampire that would love you but you don't love him for no reason at all; suffer depression; lose your Chinese food (Bad Lip Reading (Youtube)); and lose connections with your ACTUAL family.
Side-effects may include death or eternal life.
i think this is how a typical marriage looks like from the side..and the green one is the wife..