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This would be perfect for a break up as a symbol for how much of an ******* they are.
Or as a Valentine's day gift to let them know you're ready to take your relationship to the next level...
Man: Happy V-day baby I got you these.
Woman: You shouldn't have! *opens them* .... gasp... does this mean...?
Man: Yes babe... I'm finally ready to tongue punch your fart-box...
Woman: Oh honey.... *hugs* I'll go get the wax.
Man: No wait! I think I'd prefer it if it was "natural"...
"The anus that made Great Britain" Wut m8?
I for one am a Brit myself, and yet I am so ashamed of this....
Aw man. I'm getting my daily dose of loss of faith on mankind this early today?
Turn that loss of faith in mankind into action and grab a flamethrower, the only thing you would run out fast would be barbecue sauce :P
So...
... who wants to do a remake of 2 girls 1 cup with this and some chocolate syrup?
Oh.......uh........man thats, lol.
I don't see the problem here, almost every fruit and vegetable is a phallic symbol.
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This would be perfect for a break up as a symbol for how much of an ******* they are.
Or as a Valentine's day gift to let them know you're ready to take your relationship to the next level...
Man: Happy V-day baby I got you these.
Woman: You shouldn't have! *opens them* .... gasp... does this mean...?
Man: Yes babe... I'm finally ready to tongue punch your fart-box...
Woman: Oh honey.... *hugs* I'll go get the wax.
Man: No wait! I think I'd prefer it if it was "natural"...
"The anus that made Great Britain"
Wut m8?
I for one am a Brit myself, and yet I am so ashamed of this....
Aw man. I'm getting my daily dose of loss of faith on mankind this early today?
Turn that loss of faith in mankind into action and grab a flamethrower, the only thing you would run out fast would be barbecue sauce :P
So...
... who wants to do a remake of 2 girls 1 cup with this and some chocolate syrup?
Oh.......uh........man thats, lol.
I don't see the problem here, almost every fruit and vegetable is a phallic symbol.
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