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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

BF5: Putin v World
Boss battle: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Crocodile Dundee Cyborg
Weapons of choice: Laser Eyes, Nuclear Smile, MIG High-Five
Health Regen: Vodka casket
Abilities: Indefinite God Mode, Super Strength, T90MS-filled-with-bears-as-tank-crew-airdrop, Catch And Throw Back Bullets With Face, Submarine Missile Raping, Death Star of Russia
Special Game Mode: Drunk Communist Zombie Dinosaurs From The Rainbowland Province Of Mars

Yay or Nay?

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta - - 5,828 comments

Put in Temuera Morrison and Jason Stathem for bosses than it looks good to me

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Sakura Matou
Sakura Matou - - 8,388 comments

I say Yay. I would Buy that. Also agree with Jason Stathem as a boss.

Also think a T-Rex he can Ride should be a weapon of Choice.

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Razzeld
Razzeld - - 447 comments

I think there is no need for God Mod as Vodka will give you armor wen you only take 0.0000000000001- damage and you get ultimate health regeneration

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outdatedprofile111
outdatedprofile111 - - 282 comments

He got put-in the pic.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Why is there an LAV-25 when there should be mutant, bionic bears?

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The_Traveler
The_Traveler - - 707 comments

or a BMP

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ideLOLog
ideLOLog - - 113 comments

As a Russian I can say that his internal policy is as bad as Battlefield 4. The majority of russians want him to die.

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nasorog
nasorog - - 344 comments

*minority. majority voted.

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ideLOLog
ideLOLog - - 113 comments

Elections in Russia is a farce. They do not reflect real opinion. People are threatened or bribed to vote for the required person or the party (United Russia).

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nasorog
nasorog - - 344 comments

reflect just fine for me, i've been voting for him threefold already

and this is humor group btw

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ideLOLog
ideLOLog - - 113 comments

Мне тебя жаль. Закончим эту дискуссию. Надеюсь, для таких как ты в Аду есть особое место (веруешь ты или нет).

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murauder
murauder - - 3,669 comments

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This is a place where it's an unofficial requirement to put seriousness in time out. I agree with what you are saying since it is what's happening but I'm not going to start a ******* contest over it. Since you want to get uppity about it, take it to the Debate Group.

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Dead|Wing
Dead|Wing - - 3,063 comments

Stating that this group has an "unofficial requirement to put seriousness in time out" and then having the audacity to throw your own opinion in anyway is probably the most counter-intuitive way of disarming a debate. Bravo.

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