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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal

BF5: Putin v World
Boss battle: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Crocodile Dundee Cyborg
Weapons of choice: Laser Eyes, Nuclear Smile, MIG High-Five
Health Regen: Vodka casket
Abilities: Indefinite God Mode, Super Strength, T90MS-filled-with-bears-as-tank-crew-airdrop, Catch And Throw Back Bullets With Face, Submarine Missile Raping, Death Star of Russia
Special Game Mode: Drunk Communist Zombie Dinosaurs From The Rainbowland Province Of Mars

Yay or Nay?

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta

Put in Temuera Morrison and Jason Stathem for bosses than it looks good to me

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Sakura Matou

I say Yay. I would Buy that. Also agree with Jason Stathem as a boss.

Also think a T-Rex he can Ride should be a weapon of Choice.

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Razzeld
Razzeld

I think there is no need for God Mod as Vodka will give you armor wen you only take 0.0000000000001- damage and you get ultimate health regeneration

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Caselius
Caselius

He got put-in the pic.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann

Why is there an LAV-25 when there should be mutant, bionic bears?

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The_Traveler
The_Traveler

or a BMP

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ideLOLog
ideLOLog

As a Russian I can say that his internal policy is as bad as Battlefield 4. The majority of russians want him to die.

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nasorog
nasorog

*minority. majority voted.

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ideLOLog
ideLOLog

Elections in Russia is a farce. They do not reflect real opinion. People are threatened or bribed to vote for the required person or the party (United Russia).

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nasorog
nasorog

reflect just fine for me, i've been voting for him threefold already

and this is humor group btw

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ideLOLog
ideLOLog

Мне тебя жаль. Закончим эту дискуссию. Надеюсь, для таких как ты в Аду есть особое место (веруешь ты или нет).

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murauder
murauder

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This is a place where it's an unofficial requirement to put seriousness in time out. I agree with what you are saying since it is what's happening but I'm not going to start a ******* contest over it. Since you want to get uppity about it, take it to the Debate Group.

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Ominous-Spud
Ominous-Spud

Stating that this group has an "unofficial requirement to put seriousness in time out" and then having the audacity to throw your own opinion in anyway is probably the most counter-intuitive way of disarming a debate. Bravo.

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