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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Also his ***** is grasped by the queens vagina that when the male bee pulls away, his ***** is detached and stays inside the queen. Would make the nastiest porn ever.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

But it would still make for a good hentai, because there are still people into that kind of thing...

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☦BalkanB☢y☦
☦BalkanB☢y☦ - - 1,250 comments

I know, I seen the picture of that happening on wikipedia months ago... I had weird feelings for a few minutes after *_*

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari - - 1,508 comments

It's more like his body turns inside-out to get the ***** out, then the queen grabs it, and it explodes - and he can't hold it in either, so if he misses it'll explode anyway, so he's only got one shot so to speak. So he'd better not screw it up, else his life will have been wasted. Tough break, I know.

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Don't ask why I've researched these things.

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency - - 1,965 comments

I guess dying during an ****** beats dying from a suicide attack.

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky - - 1,733 comments

What is a suicide attack? Like a terrorist attack, were you kill yourself but take a bunch of people down with you? or should I run up to somebody with a knife, scream 'suicide attack' and kill them only to claim they wanted me to attack them because they wanted to commit suicide? Not sure how to interpret a suicide attack?

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KinQQz
KinQQz - - 1,870 comments

you... are thinking too much about it... still good question tho. :P

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency - - 1,965 comments

When I said that, I was thinking about how bees die when they sting someone.

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Scripty
Scripty - - 361 comments

Martyr much?

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