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Half Life 3 : Retirement
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Speaking of HL I'll laugh when we get HL 1 and 2 remastered edition (HD version) before we get HL3. Gaben please do not troll us that way...
I think it's better for our mental health to assume we are not getting a new Half Life, the whole theory on Valve being afraid to make a new Half Life because it won't live up to the hype/it's predecessors is one I can sort of understand even if it's still a shame and they should just get over it and make it already.
We can't wait forever :/
HL3 confirmed.
We will get Half-Life 3 when Lord Gaben deems us worthy.
Be patient, brothers, for Lord Gaben will bless us when the time comes!
No one, not even the members of the Glorious PC Master Race, can question his mighty wisdom.
Until then, we must continue to sacrifice our currency upon the Altar of Sales.
I call him out, on his "wisdom" of turning TF2 into a hat simulator and his irrational phobia of three.
If Lord Gaben thought TF2 needed hats, TF2 needed hats. If Lord Gaben thinks TF2 needs even more hats, TF2 needs even more hats.
People like you are the reason he doesn't deem us worthy of HL3.
Hail Gaben!
:p
With all that hype regarding the HL3, I can only say, that whatever they are going to do, they will produce the next Duke Nukem Forever. You wan't the hype?! You can't handle the hype!