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Government Shutdown
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There's too much doom and gloom about it all. Let's make some fun of it. Some of these are potential reasons why it happened and others are potential outcomes. One of these is a message from North Korea, where the opportune moment to strike would be right about now.
LOL XD
A situation similar to Dark Souls, stuck in the kiln, the player (Obama) can either link the fire (raise the debt ceiling) to continue the age of Lords (America's excessive consumerism) but only delay the inevitable Age of Dark (Economic Crisis). Or, he can refuse to link the fire (keep the debt ceiling) and begin the Age of Dark. But this choice paralyzes him, so nothing is currently happening in the game (government shut down).
Spoiler Alert btw.
Obama doesn't control the debt ceiling, Congress does, they don't even have the right to do that though... The US government is weired, and I can't get a passport to get out of this damn country!
Here's a link to explain the subjectat hand.
Oh and if you can't get a passport, make like a Mexican and go long.