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kubli
kubli - - 1,934 comments

Ohh... so that's why.

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GreenScorpion
GreenScorpion - - 1,935 comments

Not really, it is just because that 0.01% are so resistant that in order to kill them you would also kill the human that was trying to sanitize the area
The irony would be if those 0.01% are the ones that can actually kill you and not the 99.99% :D

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

He was kidding.

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GreenScorpion
GreenScorpion - - 1,935 comments

I know but apparently people don't know I was also.
Afterall:
"Humor, satire, parody"

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

You pretty much explained exactly why they only kill 99.9% of germs in an honest way.

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GreenScorpion
GreenScorpion - - 1,935 comments

I made it seem it was an honest explanation but yet it wasn't.
An honest way would be:
"it kills 99.99% of the germs it is designed to kill because the dispersion of the product in the area can't be guaranteed to provide a 100% cover of the entire zone and so some germs are capable of surviving after the action of sanitizing"
If a sanitizer killed even 50% of the micro organisms that can be harmful to us you can be sure that sanitizer would sanitize into a corpse.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

You forgot that germs are like terrorists with C&C levels of production though, which means that .01% will breed back pretty soon...

...and they're all immune to the hand sanitize now...

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

Everything only gets rid of 99.99%.

I think it might be because, if they said 100%, people would not believe, and if they said 99%, people would think it's worse than the 99.99% one.

But when I think of how stupid people are nowadays, I think they would believe the 100% one, even if it was a lie.

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