damned be these cats! image - Humor, satire, parody

I'd rather bitch-slap the cat and then pee.

First, get off the toilet, and if you do, maybe you will get out alive and dry..

If you won't move , you will get wet.
You think Im lying ? Lets take a bet.

You should know that I don't have time for your games...

*thinks of a rhyme for "games"*

*thinks some more.*

Oh, what the hell...

*stuffs cats head down the toilet*

Pwned xD.

Damn straight I'm not gonna stoop to a that cat's level, screw rhyming!

(Zips down pants) Oh, look who's running!