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DEAD_FiSH
DEAD_FiSH - - 682 comments

I choose B! :D

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davo001
davo001 - - 1,414 comments

B definitely B. pretty much immortal with hidden lethal weapons = win

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler - - 1,053 comments

B is good...untill you go to a large airport and the metal detectors catch on fire.

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Dreadacide
Dreadacide - - 2,600 comments

Yoda could kill wolverine without breaking a sweat

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

Yoda will eventually die from been too old while wolverine remains untouched by the time =)

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davo001
davo001 - - 1,414 comments

that all depends on if the lightsaber can cut through adamantium.
Q. i just thought; would wolverines adamantium bones regen if they were cut off?

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

In the first X-men movie magneto bent his claws in the final scene but then they returned to their shape after he was knocked out lol

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter - - 1,991 comments

C, because I'm an altruist. (at least in theory)

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

the question is if people want peace... Built-in blades looks more cool than some glowing rods...

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Circular0rb
Circular0rb - - 2,124 comments

A. Then I can go and do awesome stuff and get rich :D

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BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy
BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy - - 312 comments

A, obviously.

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WNxHeadShot
WNxHeadShot - - 663 comments

D..

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

B coz of immortality lol

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

Secret answer D... Both A&B :D

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agostinho
agostinho - - 403 comments

I'll take option D-> a gun that shoots shurikens and lighting, shurikens of lightning, it has tits and it's on fire.

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit - - 624 comments

Duke Nukem much?

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5thHorseman
5thHorseman - - 1,380 comments

Also to be more precise PAINKILLER

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davo001
davo001 - - 1,414 comments

you mean yahtzee much

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Mengu
Mengu - - 1,144 comments

A. If not, then B. Both are more likely to happen that C.

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LOTRuler
LOTRuler - - 1,497 comments

definitely B!

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CMDRCody
CMDRCody - - 452 comments

can i have both A&B

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

A.

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Chompster
Chompster - - 4,310 comments

B is very tempting... but im going with A

"you will give me this for free..."

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour - - 1,533 comments

D) all of the above :)

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Nikolyn
Nikolyn - - 99 comments

Beat me to it. Dang!

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Darth_grave
Darth_grave - - 1,697 comments

A. forgett the rest im gona be jedi then turn sith then die a horrible painful death

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit - - 624 comments

Well, being that "peace" could mean exactly what you'd expect it to mean (everyone's happy, no more war, etc.) - or it could be something more along the lines of Kane's idea of "peace"; or even something where all humans die horribly painful deaths, leaving the world human-free and therefore at peace, I'll go with A.

That way, there's less risk of humanity ending because of "peace", and more risk of humanity ending because of a lunatic with superhuman powers and a lightsaber. :D

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ken9764
ken9764 - - 484 comments

B

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n5p29
n5p29 - - 8,538 comments

Jedi

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Kasumi Krystal
Kasumi Krystal - - 1,446 comments

A)
1: I would crash Wolverine in the first wall that is close, and then cut him to sheer atoms.
2: I could create myself a giant monument.
3: Who needs peace on Earth anyway ??

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK - - 1,072 comments

A. Lightsabers pwn. End of story.

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L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr - - 468 comments

B*tch please d. all of the above

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