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Sakura Matou Author
Sakura Matou - - 8,388 comments

Sorry could not resist on my first day back to Aircraft Lovers Group XD

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

It has been too much shame about this plane. Makes me actually think, that maybe, MAYBE, there is something about it. Perhaps it's real performance is much better and classified?

You'll say "not likely". I just wanted to give it a chance. It's too expensive to scrap it now.

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Sakura Matou Author
Sakura Matou - - 8,388 comments

Not that classified when they fly it off to sell the silly thing.

But when in doubt bribe them! It's the Lockheed way!

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Dead|Wing
Dead|Wing - - 3,063 comments

I have often wondered this myself, but there is simply to much evidence pointing to the contrary. IF the aircraft's performance is actually heftily underrated simply to spread misinformation the risk of keeping such a strategy secret is far to large today. For example, did you know the CIA database gets hacked on an average two week basis by Chinese Cyber warfare units?
The real statistics of the F-35 would of been out within weeks/months if the US had tried to hide its performance from day one. Nope, it's all blackmail and corruption I'm afraid... Or good business, yeah, just bloody good business.

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nasorog
nasorog - - 344 comments

no joke, the more such aircrafts - the better. for red team, ofcourse:)

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Dead|Wing
Dead|Wing - - 3,063 comments

This, so much this.^

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SantaofDeath
SantaofDeath - - 710 comments

Shouldn't this be in the "Humor, Parody Group"? this is too funny for the aviation group.

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Sakura Matou Author
Sakura Matou - - 8,388 comments

LOL....true.

Point noted.

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TyXo
TyXo - - 636 comments

Unnecessary technology at peace times end up in this piece of modern art.

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Jason_King_of_Salt
Jason_King_of_Salt - - 2,364 comments

*Inset comment about liking classical art more than "WHo can understand that" modern*

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Dead|Wing
Dead|Wing - - 3,063 comments

I do Art History. I understand modern art. I still hate it.

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The_Freedom_Fighter
The_Freedom_Fighter - - 942 comments

"You're so ugly you can be a modern art masterpiece!"

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Sakura Matou Author
Sakura Matou - - 8,388 comments

F-35 luckily isn't Ugly XD

It's only redeeming Quality perhaps.

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