Postal² is a 2003 computer game by Running With Scissors (RWS). It is a sequel to the 1997 game Postal. Both are intentionally highly controversial due to high levels of violence and stereotyping. Unlike its predecessor, Postal² is a first-person shooter based on the Unreal Graphics Engine. The player takes on the role of 'The Postal Dude' (all evidence given in-game indicates that the character's full legal name actually is "The Postal Dude, Jr.": his father's tombstone reads "T. Dude Sr."; characters constantly call him "Mr. The Dude" and a package for him is addressed to "Postal Dude"), a tall thin man with a goatee, sunglasses, a blue alien t-shirt, and a long black leather coat. The Postal Dude also wears a Happy Smiley pin on his right lapel and a cross pin on his left one. 'The Postal Dude' lives in a trailer park with his nagging wife (only identified in the credits as 'Postal Dude's Bitch')...

Report abuse AWP Service Patch
Filename
AW7ServicePack.1.zip
Type
Patch
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Kamek
Date
Oct 23rd, 2008
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Description

A patch for AWP that adds two new difficulty levels, three new cheats, and more.


Okay, I thought I had released this at some point, but apparently I didn't. So, presenting...

Postal 2 AWP Service Patch

Among other things, this service pack adds two new difficulty levels for the most hardcore Postal 2 players! If you think you're hot shit and you breezed through Postal 2 AWP on the hardest difficulty level with no cheats, then you owe it to your self to try out these new insanely hard difficulty levels.

Nightmare Mode
Nightmare Mode is the next step above They Hate Me. In They Hate Me, everyone hated your guts and would try to kill you, but only certain people had guns... in Nightmare Mode, EVERYBODY has a gun (like in Hestonworld) and hates your guts (like in They Hate Me). So you're running around dodging gunfire all the time. But there's more... All those fast food bags and donuts and pizzas you like to carry around? Well, you can't carry them around any more. You have to eat them on the spot. You can still keep your health pipes, though. And last, but not least, in case you thought about abusing the save button... you can only save once per level. That's it. That doesn't include the autosave either, but it means you can't go around spamming quicksave and expect to survive.

Really Fucking Hard Mode
And if Nightmare Mode isn't tough enough for you, try this level. This difficulty level is even harder than Nightmare, and it combines all of the conditions of Nightmare with the overpowered weapons from Insane-O. So you're not running around dodging gunfire -- you're dodging gunfire, rockets, grenades, molotov cocktails, and even the occasional mini-nuke. If you can clear this difficulty level without cheating, you are a true Postal 2 god (or goddess).

School Level
The school map now plays a bigger part in your quest. On Wednesday, voting day is no longer held at the Cock Asian -- you'll have to go to the school to cast your vote. By the way, the school has a strict zero tolerance policy on weaponry, and they enforce that with a metal detector...

Three new cheat codes
HereKittyKitty -- Gives you a cat launcher!
AntiBullet -- "Anti-bullet time" speeds things up a bit.
Goodies -- Shows the location of powerups on your radar.

And the little things
Little things like the characters looking a bit different each time you start a new game. Certain things happening in areas where they don't normally happen. And an easter egg that's damn near impossible to find.

INSTALLATION
There's no automatic installer for this, so you'll have to update the files manually. The easiest way to do this is to just unzip the file into your Program Files\Postal2\ApocalypseWeekend folder, and everything should extract to the correct place.

If all else fails, then you can place the files manually:
*.fuk --> Program Files\ Postal2\ApocalypseWeekend\Maps
*.u --> Program Files\ Postal2\ApocalypseWeekend\System
*.utx --> Program Files\ Postal2\ApocalypseWeekend\Textures

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.:220:.vOlt#SprUt May 22 2009, 11:54am says:

wsad

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.:220:.vOlt#SprUt
.:220:.vOlt#SprUt May 22 2009, 11:57am says:

бля как скачать?

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seto007
seto007 Jun 14 2009, 11:48pm says:

do i need to start a new game for this to work? Cause i'm seriously on thursday, and don't wanna do all that again.

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Innmorke
Innmorke Jun 26 2009, 6:23am says:

хаха один русский)

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bliznez
bliznez Aug 30 2009, 12:19pm says:

Pochemu odin? 0_o
I voobsche, ebat'- che tut neponyatnogo, download klikaem i vse
PS. Sovetyu skachat' ED Weapons mod (Tolko dlya Fudge pack)
Tak chto vse berem Postal X!

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shindogg
shindogg Sep 22 2009, 10:20pm says:

ok, so does this decrease those general protection faults? because i get those like crazy on AWP. i swear even more often tnan in STP. i never found the bonus levels in AWP either. i have no idea where the crossroads or school is, or how many "bonus missions" there are, much less where to find them. and damn, i bet not need to start a new game, because im on sunday and i cant go through all that shyit all over again! especially not with the crashes that happen curiously while usin the scythe (no idea why it crashes less with the other weapons).

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powellb90
powellb90 Oct 1 2009, 6:24pm says:

I have downloaded and followed the installation instructions exactly. When I click on "AW7.exe" I receive the following error:

"Failed to enter AW7_startup.fuk: Can't find file for package 'bio_blood'

History: UGameEngine::Init <-InitEngine"

Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

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SergentKing
SergentKing Oct 16 2009, 10:19am says:

Yo man, same trouble as powellb90.
Help

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wolve
wolve Nov 4 2009, 12:59am replied:

download ED,and copy Bio_blood from there

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