Sex & The Single Adventuress file - Neverwinter Nights

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This module is meant as IMMATURE ADULT HUMOR only!

This module has not been extensively play tested (just 2 people I know, it ran fine for them.) If it blows up for you (or you think my spelling *sucks* which it does - hey I'm a science major not a lit major) – too bad – I’m done with it and don’t plan to fix it. It started as just the small inside the castle part and expanded by request of a friend.

I wrote it using a fairly high end computer that could take all the highest settings of sound and graphics NWN offered and blaze through it.

WARNING:
If you’re even a teeny bit prudish you will think it is pure porn so you should NOT play it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I REPEAT WARNING:
If you’re even a teeny bit prudish you will think it is pure porn so you should NOT play it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I REPEAT AGAIN WARNING:
If you’re even a teeny bit prudish you will think it is pure porn so you should NOT play it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Heck, if I didn't know it was all one big joke, I might be shocked too.)

Please, it was created for the following reasons:

a. as totally tongue in cheek – sex humor. It is just one long running JOKE, and yes, my old college roommate and I have very warped senses of humor when it comes to all the men we’ve dated or who wanted to date us! Some of the guys in this mod are actually “toned” down from their real life models; some are based on real guys we said a big “Ewwwwwwwwww, Drop Dead” to! I fully admit the language is crude and probably offensive. At least it isn't the true love romantic drivel that passed for the romances for the female PC's in BG2 or NWN -

b. Just to see if I could get certain things to happen by scripts, conversations, triggers, ondeath, onaquire… I admit it got a little out of hand and went way over the top.

The mod would never have been made if
1.) my boyfriend hadn’t gone out of town for a week,
2.) it wasn’t summer vacation,
3.) all the online obsession with jiggly nude women in whorehouses hadn't needed a comeback. Also - I've noted that even the official game itself was skewed heavily to offering the male PC variety but not the female PC. We were stuck with Gend who kept defending that cretin Aribeth and obsessing on his duty to his Lord! Sheesh, if anyone in the game deserved death she did! Her lover was a loser/wuss so there is no way she'd "go bad" because of him. She must have been evil to the core to begin with - even if her boobs jiggled.

So if you have a humorous dirty mind - Try this mod and I hope you have fun. My gaming motto is always be thourogh and go though everything twice! It is rude & crude, it will do it's best to offend (within the limited animations and cartoon format). Be prepared to let your PC-gal enjoy sex with and use sex on just about every sentient single male over the age of consent. The Story of "O" Neverwinter style. While some fighting is included (make sure to search dead bodies!) it is not the focus. Just don't come crying to me if you hate it (for any reason) - just delete it.

Final Note:
This is meant to be single player - The PC must be female and very high level (or the quests don't work because she can't wear the outfits and most of the guys are strictly hetro.) All the women are hetro or not single but some are still part of the plot! This written by a woman poking fun (with suggestions from her best friend) at sex and games we've both known.

FILES:
Sex&TheSingleAdventuress.mod - goes in your NWN/modules folder.

SASA.Hak - This goes in your NWN/hak folder. The Nude PLT textures were done by me, the male (thin and fat) pelvis replacements were done by me, the jiggle-mdls are from ILmaTeR's hak pak (although I did a couple on my own before I found his full line of work).

phaedradracca.bic - A copy of a Level 20 Wizard I designed the game around which, if you use her the file needs to go in your NWN/localvault folder.

Azure*.tga - Five Portrait files for above character Azure*.tga, they go in NWN/portraits folder.

STOP READING HERE IF YOU DON'T WANT THE SPOILERS - I LOVE ADVENTURE GAMES AND SPOILERS REALLY SPOIL THEM FOR ME, BUT DUE TO POPULAR REQUEST AND THE FACT THAT I'M GETTING A LOT OF EMAILS FOR HELP, I MADE A VERY BASIC WALKTHROUGH. I THINK IT COVERS MOST OF THE THINGS I'VE BEEN GETTING ASKED.
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Spoilers:

GENERALLY:
Pull every lever, rope… “Touch” stuff for clues. All plot doors have keys, conversations, or other devices to open them. Some non-plot doors and chests are very tough to bash (sorry fighters) but all that don’t have keys or other devices are easy to pick or knock. Any item with a thought bubble is probably important. Except the doors to nowhere - there were so many doors in the scenery tiles and I got sick of making them go to family houses and unnecessary areas and I didn't want you to waste time trying to open them. Search dead bodies – some plot items spawn on deaths. Conversations sometimes have more than one thread, but the other threads do give clues. Some threads don’t open the first time you talk to someone but only after other things are done. If stuck, try the dragon or read the journal notes. The main quests are driven by her conversation threads. You will need about 200000 gp give or take – I put a couple ways to get fast money in the game if your PC is poor. The TAB key is helpful if you are not good at finding hot spots. Try not to click when on conversation cut scenes or they may not finish correctly.

NOTE: Knockdown Stun Effect sometimes crashes the game if you haven’t patched to v.1.21. (On the other hand your level 3 PC can were the level 20 items if you don’t have the 1.21 patch – which I think is bad – but hey, whatever.)

Undetailed Walkthrough.
CASTLE:
Start:
1. Start the ball rolling by “seeing” Micca and searching your bedroom. Pull lever, read the store item names and descriptions. Don’t buy anything until you know what you need. He doen't take returns. You should find eventually the Library Key here. As well as a few outfits just for fun.
2. Go down one level – not much here at first except my cats Cyrano and Roxanne, I wanted to have them lay down and nap but there is no lay down animation for the cats :( and the snoring sounds were too horrible.
3. Go down to main floor and go to Library. See Avadorn to get quest.
4. See your guard (after librarian is important) then go back to Librarian then you can get your book.
5. Once you have the book, see your footman and the Rudy chef (both on ground floor).
6. Footman will clue you in what to buy from Micca. Then return to footman.
7. Summon/wake-up the butler by his pulling his bell rope on ground floor. (Locked closet south of kitchen)
8. See the butler and get Tias wardstone.
9. Go talk to the Dragon (use throne room portal). Get red panties from her. Get Chef item and Cellar Key while down here. Go give Rudy his turnip timer.
10. Head down to your cellars/treasure room. Important key is inside an object.
11. See Vlad – you will need to wear a level 20 required item to get what you need from him, he will give you first dragon gem.
12. Head back to the dragon. Conversation and quests should be blatant at this point and you may now leave the castle.

Main Quest Hint: On ground floor - chess board room go toward the SW corner. Originally I put this in for error checking the main quest but it was funny if you take a familiar with you and realize what the trigger does so I left it in.

Later:
1. Return to see the Dragon whenever you have a Flawless Gem.
2. Return to Tia after you have 8 of the 9 Blue Fairy items.
3. Rescue the baby, kill Jethro, and get the shroud/9th item. (Replace wardstone by going to temple lost items pool.)
4. Return the baby to Tia.

TOWN:
Most things can be done now or later, The Contest Judges can be started but you will need all 9 fairy book items to complete them all (almost the end).

Things you can do early or late:
1. Sign up for the contest at Venus Inn. (2nd most important quest!)
2. Check out Rock's House Party.(Quest info)
3. Go to Tia’s temple. Open new portal here.
4. Go Shopping. (Can earn extra money by “buying on sale and returning for full price” after sex, no receipts required!)
5. Biff, a lot, 'till they give you a reward.
6. Visit Judges 1st time for mini quests. Make note of "thought bubble" objects/doors in each judges home.
7. Clear out the 2 town baddie-nests. You must do as the sign says and pony up the dough at the cult. Each place has a plot item you need to get.
8. Practice with your buddies at the tavern.
9. Flatter and kiss up to the Green Fairy (also known as the bank of MickeyMouseton if you are poor – rich adventurers just get fairy dust.) Upstairs at the Venus Inn.

OTHER: Admire the neverending metaphore for the battle of the sexes in the arena, the giggling chickens, the party oneliners, and the weird trysts in Rocks bedrooms. Be annoyed by entering the Family house lots of times.

Things you can do later:
1. Enter the Wizard tower. You will need to go in at least twice to get the fairy staff.
2. See the Judges 2nd (and sometimes 3rd) time. Look for thought bubble objects in each judges home or an object sending server messages.
3. Return to Rocks Party for Party Biff.

Things near end:
1. Do the Judges. Look for thought bubble objects in each judges home or object that sends you server messages.
2. See the Furgesons for end of module.

BIGHUNK TERRITORY:
Early:
1. Enter the BigHunk caves. Some fighting and ends with a amulet quest item and another gem. (Take it to Tia!)
2. Note territory has some map-notes for later.
3. Clear out the graveyard search graves for minor quest item.

Later:
1. Enter Farinars Lair and take out his ghost. Get Antiquing notes, mirror gloves,& throat sprayer.

Still Later:
1. Enter Shrine (and Slave tower inside there - talk to each group leader) Free Milo by talking to the river mouths and killing succubus queen and of course having sex. Get the Garter.
2. Enter Lonely Mill and its basement, close hell gate. Invite the lich to live in your throne room and get the glass um... boots.

FROST GIANTS: (Must get rid of wardstone or he won't sail. Pick it up when you return.)
1. Enter Prison.
2. Save Eurich from prison.
3. See Prince Krig
4. Talk to Prince Ornest.
5. Talk to Princess Ophelia.
6. Get letter from Aurich.
7. Bargain with the King to get the two quest rings.
8. Get ruby from boat captain. (take this to tia)
Note: once you get the rings from king you can't return here so make sure to finish the Eurich and Aurich quest now.

Detail Hints on JUDGE FETISHES:
1. Declan Mince – Swinger, he is into nude hot-tubbing and gaudy rose jewelry.
2. Orren Graves – Necrophilia, likes them striped except for shrouds on his embalming slab/bed.
3. Dr. Dread – Touchy-Feely, needs to feel he is giving you aid. You have to relax on the yoga mats with nature influencing green rings on (and nothing else).
4. Francis Iceheart – Money, it makes him feel like a gigolo so use the bordello bed; Strip but the room has no mirrors so wear the gloves.
5. Judge Bean – Exhibitionist, strip down to just the garters, use the courtroom bench and plead guilty.
6. Morris Fishtale – S & M. See the cuffs and chains? Use them wearing only the boots/slippers.