The E-Team addon - Half-Life

The E-Team
Mr. T and Ron Jeremy

Vs.

Olga Eidosa, Berzerk Lovedoll

Author: DeadFrog
Planethalflife.com

Install:
Unzip in the directory where Half-Life resides. Woohoo.

Credits:
Latex Surgical Gloves - They make great balloon puppets
D14BL0 - for gaiety control

Story:

One day, I fell down while making toast. My skull cracked against a counter,
propelling my consciousness to the Half-Life portion of the space-time continuum shortly
after the incident.

It seems as though all game heroines had enormous mammaries, a veritable sea of
spheres. Eidos Interative, always being the innovators in the field, still managed to stand
apart by providing two things. One, an innovative new camera system that no longer required
the player to back into strategic locations. The second was much more daring...

Eidos had gone into the line of producing mechanical lovedolls based on their characters.
To save time and effort, Eidos cut corners. They saved work effort by making all game characters
have gaping vibrating orifices, thus making the dolls accurate. And they managed to allow a few
bugs in the dolls. Nothing extremely dangerous.

Enter a certain biochemist, who we'll call W. Bennet for anonymity. W. Bennet was
gradually giving up his pursuit of the opposite sex, all females being conspicuously absent
in his section of Black Mesa. In desperation, he ordered an "Olga Eidosa" economy model.

With all the leaking equipment around the lab, something went wrong with Olga's
programming. She reverted to her game character's behavior. To be precise, she did a
backflip, grabbed a crowbar, bashed a confused guard's head in, and stole a gun. All
while defying the laws of physics.

W. did what any noble person would do. He dialed technical support, pretended that
never saw the mechanical doll. Olga soon found other doll's in the complex, they being
locally popular for some obscure reason. It wasn't long before teamplay mode was activated,
and an army of dolls were wreaking plastic havoc.

It was all up to the two best lovedoll techsupport engineers that Eidos Interactive had
offer. Mr. T, explosions expert and fool pitier. And Ron Jeremy, wearing the latest in X-ray
headgear technology.