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It's bizarre! It's dark! It's colorful! It's cute! It makes you want to brush your teeth! It's.... Ball of Woe!
You - are God. A dusty God. A sepia God. A grittier kind of God.
The citizens of Nicetown are sad. And cute. And whiny. But they've taken uncharacteristic initiative and rolled their sadness up into a ball.
Oh God - oh You - employ your salty finger, employ the magic of physics - and liberate them from their tribulations.
Over a lush soundtrack, over deliciously-painted landscapes, roll the ball away from Nicetown, interrogate the Woeful, liberate the Zus, engage in a little light mail tampering... and roll.
Roll through Forest.
Roll over Mountain.
Roll through Volcano and through Cave.
Roll through the Clouds, roll into Space.
Roll into Heaven. A Heaven... of sorts.
Latest tweets from @dopplerinteract
@Gatorade "Ridding the world of injustice, starvation and suffering - one relocated synthetic ball at a time"
21hours 22mins ago
That kind of looked like "Chanel Lecter'. Like some sort of cloying, blood-scented perfume. Eau du décès. Clear Google Translation.
Jul 25 2014, 5:10am
I got another new knife on Amazon. There's this spicy mix of concern and ambivalence over how happy they make me. Channel Lecter.
Jul 25 2014, 5:08am
Dude. Something about me has changed. Bus drivers are really riding my hog this week.
Jul 25 2014, 2:01am
Holy christ people. 2009 - the day I bought my dream guitar. I still own that shirt. I still wear it. Rabbit. T.co
Jul 23 2014, 8:25pm
P.S I like Whitesnake.
Jul 23 2014, 2:32pm
The efficient thing about the band "Whitesnake" is that they include a snarky description of their music embedded right in the band name.
Jul 23 2014, 2:32pm
Jul 23 2014, 1:11pm
@AidinZolghadr Oh yeah, go for it. If it fits for what you want to do, feel free to use it. If not - nobody has lost anything ;)
Jul 23 2014, 12:26pm
@sean_nicholls Holy crap! What are they? Recommended? Youre the six million dollar man!
Jul 23 2014, 12:32am